The Paradise Isle Matriculated Monovalve

The clam on the cover is the endangered, yet resilient Paradise Isle Matriculated Monovalve. This much-sullied clam has been blamed of every malady in the Paradise Isle and Lesser Vicaria regions from clogging water lines and polluting water supplies to supplying plucky adventurers with tools to further their quest. Although it's population is in the low odd prime numbers, we still reserve hope that with proper care the species can make a recovery.


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Talkback #1 written by zaril on 2004-07-19.

I don't think this needs any clarification.

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