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ThinIce

Only in America... It seems that this guy had been experimenting with an unusual method of seeking autoerotic gratification - namely, by inserting a live fish into his butt. What he hadn't counted on was the fish's scales acting, in effect, like one of those sets of driveway spikes that allow you to drive over them one way but puncture your tyres if you try to go the other way. In his pain and panic, he dialed 911. The EMT arrived, surveyed the situation, and said, 'Son, you gotta learn to chew your food better.'

First- I created a crazy phrase/topic/ideal. Such as Anal Fish. I then, made it my topic. Then, using the search engine google I found something relative to anal fish.

enjoy!

Posted on 2004-11-18 04:51:49 (last edited on 2004-11-18 15:58:16)

Interference22

You worry me.

Posted on 2004-11-18 15:09:29

Thebrog

Ditto

Posted on 2004-11-18 18:07:40

rpgking

O_o

Posted on 2004-11-19 01:37:49

RageCage

tempting...

Posted on 2004-11-19 02:16:07

Toen

I take it you haven't seen that japanese porn where this chick puts a funnel in the other chick's ass and then slides like 50 eels into it. Then she squirts them out one at a time and the other one licks them and such.

Posted on 2004-11-19 23:36:28

loretian

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Posted on 2004-11-20 00:23:21

Ness

Quote:Originally posted by loretian

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What he said

Posted on 2004-11-20 00:57:17

ThinIce

<dr_evil>
Riiiight....
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Posted on 2004-11-20 02:42:47

mcgrue

Quote:Originally posted by loretian

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Dude. I didn't know you played him! I'm your biggest fan! Like that time when you went up against Ozzie, Flea, and Slash... that rocked.

Posted on 2004-11-20 20:41:18

Technetium

Hm, interesting idea. I decided to google 'fetus eating'. I found that there is or may be an underground black market in China for aborted fetuses that are sold as delicacies. Yummy!

Posted on 2004-11-22 01:05:32

ThinIce

Quote:Originally posted by mcgrue

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Dude. I didn't know you played him! I'm your biggest fan! Like that time when you went up against Ozzie, Flea, and Slash... that rocked.


Grue.. you're a sick twisted person .. you know that?

Posted on 2004-11-22 01:32:35

mcgrue

Thank you.

Posted on 2004-11-22 01:56:25

loretian

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Dude. I didn't know you played him! I'm your biggest fan! Like that time when you went up against Ozzie, Flea, and Slash... that rocked.


Ahhhhhhhhhh.... fucking console gamers. Here I was thinking I was just an idiot for not getting the joke, but actually, you're all a bunch of video game FREAKS and GEEKS... ...which would make sense, given the forum.

Half Life 2 rocks, btw.

Posted on 2004-11-22 19:16:22

Kildorf

Quote:Originally posted by loretian

Half Life 2 rocks, btw.

Seconded.

Posted on 2004-11-22 19:23:10


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