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Technetium

Regarding public restrooms... I simply cannot go when someone else is using one of the urinals next to me. Not only that, but once I get "stuck" like that, I have to wait for that person to leave the restroom entirely before I get the urge back.

Sux0rs big time. :-(

Posted on 2004-03-08 23:11:32

Omni

My Solutions

1. Don't use public restrooms (especially fast food restaurants or public schools)
2. Always use the stall

Posted on 2004-03-09 01:16:32

mcgrue

Just work your way up to being brave and having your peepee out in a semi-public condition.

Try 'loading the chamber' before you step up to plate. That should make it easier the next few times ;D

Posted on 2004-03-09 01:49:23

mcgrue

2. Always use the stall

How emasculating. Don't you see... if you use the stall you're letting the Feminists win! ;)

Posted on 2004-03-09 01:50:17

TomT64

Not if you don't sit!

Feminists really hate men who pee standing up... which means they hate us all

Posted on 2004-03-09 08:51:58

Troupe

I can't even go if theres like people in the building. I have to use the damn stall... How embaressing. And one time I had a gig, and I had to go right before it, but the restroom at the place didnt have a stall. It sucked.

Yeah.

Posted on 2004-03-09 14:24:41

rpgking

I have problems with public restrooms in general. I stay away from them unless I really have to go.

Posted on 2004-03-09 15:56:49

Overkill

Public washrooms are just sick. They wreak, they're dirty. Agh.. No advice. I particularly try to hold in #2 - because who knows how many don't flush, or miss. All public restrooms sicken me.

Posted on 2004-03-09 21:36:35

Tatzen

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Posted on 2004-03-09 21:53:21

Tatzen

You're all pussies.

Posted on 2004-03-09 21:53:29

mcgrue

You're all pussies.

I was trying to be more diplomatic about it... ;)

Posted on 2004-03-10 12:01:56

Troupe

Thanks Grue, but... I'm not sure that Tat knows what diplomacy is...

I mean, he supports President Bush doesn't he?

HAHAH!

Posted on 2004-03-10 14:10:44

Omni

OOOH boy...

Posted on 2004-03-11 00:02:16

Toen

Are you afraid of someone taking a picture of your junk nonchalantly and covertly using a cellphone camera or something, and then jacking off to it later?

Because I do that sometimes.

Posted on 2004-03-11 09:56:00

anonymous

Hahaha. Nah. It's more a matter of security. They're affraid someone might see their manhood and find out its not so manly. Whether or not that's the case, who knows. But I know that if anyone makes a crack about my package, they must have had SEEN it in the first place to make that comment. Which means they're lame!

Posted on 2004-03-11 10:00:13

anonymous

Or in some cases I may create pictures of my penis and send it to friends as a gift! Which I have done. The victims know who they are. :D

Posted on 2004-03-11 10:00:51

Tatzen

That was me, by the way.

Posted on 2004-03-11 10:01:11

Toen

Sometimes I have a midget do it for me. So I get an eye level view.

Posted on 2004-03-11 10:02:19

Tatzen

I use high resolution scanners to get that well-needed digital copy of my penis.

Posted on 2004-03-11 10:05:04

Toen

Too bad it was black and white. :(

Posted on 2004-03-11 10:05:41


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