anyone else have this problem?
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Technetium

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Regarding public restrooms... I simply cannot go when someone else is using one of the urinals next to me. Not only that, but once I get "stuck" like that, I have to wait for that person to leave the restroom entirely before I get the urge back.
Sux0rs big time. :-(
Posted on 2004-03-08 23:11:32
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Omni

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My Solutions
1. Don't use public restrooms (especially fast food restaurants or public schools)
2. Always use the stall
Posted on 2004-03-09 01:16:32
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mcgrue

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Just work your way up to being brave and having your peepee out in a semi-public condition.
Try 'loading the chamber' before you step up to plate. That should make it easier the next few times ;D
Posted on 2004-03-09 01:49:23
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mcgrue

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2. Always use the stall
How emasculating. Don't you see... if you use the stall you're letting the Feminists win! ;)
Posted on 2004-03-09 01:50:17
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TomT64

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Not if you don't sit!
Feminists really hate men who pee standing up... which means they hate us all
Posted on 2004-03-09 08:51:58
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Troupe

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I can't even go if theres like people in the building. I have to use the damn stall... How embaressing. And one time I had a gig, and I had to go right before it, but the restroom at the place didnt have a stall. It sucked.
Yeah.
Posted on 2004-03-09 14:24:41
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rpgking

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I have problems with public restrooms in general. I stay away from them unless I really have to go.
Posted on 2004-03-09 15:56:49
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Overkill

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Public washrooms are just sick. They wreak, they're dirty. Agh.. No advice. I particularly try to hold in #2 - because who knows how many don't flush, or miss. All public restrooms sicken me.
Posted on 2004-03-09 21:36:35
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Tatzen

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....
Posted on 2004-03-09 21:53:21
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Tatzen

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You're all pussies.
Posted on 2004-03-09 21:53:29
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mcgrue

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You're all pussies.
I was trying to be more diplomatic about it... ;)
Posted on 2004-03-10 12:01:56
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Troupe

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Thanks Grue, but... I'm not sure that Tat knows what diplomacy is...
I mean, he supports President Bush doesn't he?
HAHAH!
Posted on 2004-03-10 14:10:44
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Omni

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OOOH boy...
Posted on 2004-03-11 00:02:16
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Toen

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Are you afraid of someone taking a picture of your junk nonchalantly and covertly using a cellphone camera or something, and then jacking off to it later?
Because I do that sometimes.

Posted on 2004-03-11 09:56:00
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anonymous

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Hahaha. Nah. It's more a matter of security. They're affraid someone might see their manhood and find out its not so manly. Whether or not that's the case, who knows. But I know that if anyone makes a crack about my package, they must have had SEEN it in the first place to make that comment. Which means they're lame!
Posted on 2004-03-11 10:00:13
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anonymous

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Or in some cases I may create pictures of my penis and send it to friends as a gift! Which I have done. The victims know who they are. :D
Posted on 2004-03-11 10:00:51
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Tatzen

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That was me, by the way.
Posted on 2004-03-11 10:01:11
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Toen

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Sometimes I have a midget do it for me. So I get an eye level view.
Posted on 2004-03-11 10:02:19
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Tatzen

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I use high resolution scanners to get that well-needed digital copy of my penis.
Posted on 2004-03-11 10:05:04
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Toen

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Too bad it was black and white. :(
Posted on 2004-03-11 10:05:41
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