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el_desconocido

Feel free to add your own...

I'll bite off your head and pee down your neck.

I'll snap your head back and pull your organs out one by one like a Pez dispenser.

Go piss up a stick.

It amazes me that you can still put your foot in your mouth with your head so far up your ass.


El

Posted on 2004-05-12 13:48:51

mcgrue

Women should be obscene and not heard.
-Robert Heinlein

Posted on 2004-05-12 16:09:35

ThinIce

"Why were we fighting about the war again?"
- "Thorny's Quest" -MNIJ

Posted on 2004-05-12 17:38:29

Alex

More misogyny (probable paraphrases):

"Women are like elephants to me, they're nice to look at but I wouldn't want to own one."
W.C Fields

"To endow a woman with reason, thought, and wit, is to place a knife into the hands of a child."
Some insightful fellow

Posted on 2004-05-12 23:16:20

andy

"Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.""Nearly all men can stand adversity; if you want to test a man's character, give him power." -- Abraham Lincoln"When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him." - Jonathan Swift"The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense" - Edsgar Dijstra

Posted on 2004-05-13 06:56:50

Troupe

"There is no beauty in these beasts."
-Prince Rurik (Guild Wars)

Posted on 2004-05-14 14:00:03


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