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I just ate like a whole box of fruit gushers. If you don't know what fruit gushers are, they are small gummy fruit snack thingies with a gel-like goo shit on the inside. You bite into them and they fill your mouth with a foreign, strange, fruity substance. like sperm, except fruity.

... anyway. It turns out that somehow the arrowhead water here tastes like tap water... like seriously unprocessed shit gruel from the sewers of southern california. weird. so I go to something else I drink a lot! milk. so it turns out this milk I bought somehow tastes like warm milk but cold. Of course the problem here is that warm milk tastes like ass. Oh hey maybe ill try that apple juice. CHRIST. It's like 8 months old and tastes vile. Can't have that.

So then I realize that i have no form of liquid sustenance. It's 4 AM, I just spent like 4 hours working on maped3 and I really don't want to go BUY something to drink right now. So then I notice the FRUIT GUSHERS, 12 COUNT. I say hey, maybe those will quench my incredible thirst. I eat 1 pack. Damn. it helped! But not enough. However I could tell that it was effective in a very small and probably consistent way.

So I ate the whole box.


Posted on 2004-02-13 12:24:31 (last edited on 2004-02-13 12:25:43)


will you please just stop talking

Posted on 2004-02-13 13:11:33


I like fruit gushers.

Posted on 2004-02-13 15:28:32


Fruit gushers always make me thirsty.

Posted on 2004-02-13 20:19:38


"Fruit Gusher"'s homoerotic innuendo index is pretty damn high.

Posted on 2004-02-14 01:44:31


Isn't a fruit gusher what you get when you burst open one of those mother pimples on your back?

Posted on 2004-02-14 03:47:21


Fruit Gushers are the things where your head turns into fruit when you eat one, right? What happens if your head is already fruit from a previous fruit gusher and you eat a different kind? Does the new fruit head overwrite the old one, or do the two combine?

Posted on 2004-02-15 19:53:34


DUH the new one overwrites the old one.

To go back to normal you have to eat a human gusher.

Posted on 2004-02-16 03:25:05


Isn't a fruit gusher what you get when you burst open one of those mother pimples on your back?

Only if you keep the juices for future meals.

Posted on 2004-02-16 09:56:52

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