Hell is in Norway
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Mythril
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And me who has applied for a University in Trondheim. Maybe I should go for the Unis I've applied for in one of the other cities. 
Posted on 2004-05-01 16:19:20
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Interference22
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Relax. The real hell is in England, only they spelt it incorrectly and its referred to on most UK maps as "Hull."
Posted on 2004-05-04 09:37:12
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Kildorf
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Hmm... we've got a Hull in Canada. It's the sister city (on the other side of a river from) our national capital.
There is also a Hell in Michigan, I believe. Maybe Missouri? What do I know about US geography?
Edit: It's in Michigan.
Posted on 2004-05-04 12:30:16 (last edited on 2004-05-04 12:32:02)
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Alex
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Hey, Hull's not that bad. There were these massive vicious seagulls there when I went about 10 years ago. And naturally, massive vicious seagulls who will take food from your hand (whether you like it or not) is a good thing. No, wait... it's a bad thing. You're right, Hull sucks.
EDIT: Hammerfest! I pronounce that to be the coolest name of any city in the world!
Posted on 2004-05-04 18:02:20 (last edited on 2004-05-04 18:03:56)
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Toen
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Posted on 2004-05-04 18:50:22
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Alex
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That (apart from being in Austria) would be the best place in the world to live. The opportunities for amusement would be endless.
"Stop stealing our Fucking sign!"
Posted on 2004-05-05 00:10:35
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Interference22
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.... And "He's the Fucking Mayor."
"Where are you now, dear?"
"In the middle of Fucking."
Or, if they ever have a population boost someone could start a reproduction decreasing campaign entitled "Stop Fucking Fucking!"
Ok, I'll stop now.
Posted on 2004-05-06 10:14:07
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Troupe
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"Where are you now, dear?"
"In the middle of Fucking."
Pure genius, my friend!
Posted on 2004-05-06 14:30:28
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el_desconocido
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Where's Fucking?
Who?
Who's what?
Fucking.
Yes, where?
Where's what?
Fucking!
Who??
Plus:
Intercourse, Alabama
Bald Knob, Arkansas
Dildo Key, Florida
Climax, Georgia
Cumming, Georgia
Beaver Lick, Kentucky
Big Beaver, Pennsylvania
Short Pump, Virginia
Threeway, Virgina
Fourway, Virgina
Humptulips, Washington (my home state)
Spread Eagle, Wisconsin
Camel Hump, Wyoming
Maggie's Nipples, Wyoming
Í'd like to move to Fucking, but my wife wants to stay here in Beaver Lick.
This is too much fun.
Posted on 2004-05-07 06:11:02
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Interference22
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Proof - if any were needed - that the guys behind American placenames are dirty, dirty people.
Posted on 2004-05-07 09:32:29
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Alex
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Maggie's Nipples? There's simply no excuse for that.
Posted on 2004-05-07 11:25:43
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Interference22
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Quote:Originally posted by Alex
Maggie's Nipples? There's simply no excuse for that.
I'm sure Maggie has one. An excuse, that is.
Posted on 2004-05-07 11:59:13
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el_desconocido
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Quote:Originally posted by Interference22
Quote:Originally posted by Alex
Maggie's Nipples? There's simply no excuse for that.
I'm sure Maggie has one. An excuse, that is.
Two, I'd wager. ;)
Posted on 2004-05-07 13:06:50
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Alex
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Well, sure. But they must be pretty impressive nipples to justify naming a town after them.
Posted on 2004-05-07 13:15:09
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Mythril
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I recall there was a street called Cockburn street in Edinburgh.
Posted on 2004-05-10 19:35:15 (last edited on 2004-05-10 19:35:16)
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loretian
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I read a book by a guy named Alistair (or something) Cockburn.
Posted on 2004-05-10 20:20:33
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Alex
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In medieval London there was a street called Gropecunte Lane. It was called this for exactly the reason you would expect. Unsurprisingly, it has since been renamed (by the Victorians, I think), to Threadneedle Street, which is where the Bank of England is now situated.
EDIT: And I believe Cockburn is pronounced "co-burn". Hell, if it was my name I'd certainly pronounce it like that.
Posted on 2004-05-10 20:21:09 (last edited on 2004-05-17 18:57:09)
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Interference22
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On the subject of changing your name's pronunciation, why do people with the surname Death pronounce it De'ath (daay-ath)? Death is a great name.
Fred Death. Very Rock.
Posted on 2004-05-11 09:38:24
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Troupe
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Fred Death sounds like the name of a lead singer from a metal group. I think people should add apostrophes to their names more often. Dil'bert Ev'ans would be such an awesome name.
Posted on 2004-05-11 14:07:22
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Alex
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Re: the town of Fucking, Austria...
I have been told by someone I know that there's a town in South Africa called "Wanking", which, as anyone who speaks British English will realise, would be a reasonably embarrassing place to live.
But I don't know whether to believe it or not. A quick Google search for Wanking in South Africa only presented me with a list of gay porn sites, which I'm sure doesn't accurately reflect the tastes of that country as a whole. Can anyone prove or disprove this town's existence?
Mythril: Do my eyes decieve me, or is there a city on that map of Norway called "A"?
Posted on 2004-05-17 18:55:34 (last edited on 2004-05-17 18:58:05)
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