Help me name my other dumb project
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vecna

zeromus and I have on and off been toying with creating an analytical database package in C#. There are a zillion SQL databases out there, and while SQL is pretty awesome and powerful, it's not always very intuitive, and to do many reporting jobs you need to rely on using a higher-level language to glue together and manipulate the data.

While SAS is generally unheard of to most MySQL/web monkeys, it is actually everywhere, and the SAS Institute is actually the largest privately held company. SAS is much more than a database, the word they throw around now to describe it is "Business Intelligence" and it originally started out as a statistics package (back in like, the 70s.) I would never be able to clone all of SAS, but in terms of its ability to manipulate and analyze data (without relying on an external language) it's unparalled, and unlike expensive SQL-based databases, there is no "cheap/free" version of SAS. And I would really like there to be. So I want to make one.

(To clarify: SAS has its own language which is not based even remotely on SQL. It is aimed at doing different, but similar enough things that there is some overlap.)

But... I don't know what to name it!

Any suggestions? (ps... It doesnt have to be an acronym which starts with V. None of my other projects are. Though that doesnt disqualify it.)

Posted on 2005-11-09 20:40:36

Omni

Sass, Sassy, or any derivative. Off the top of the head. Could be acronym?

Posted on 2005-11-09 22:19:01

mcgrue

FatN

Posted on 2005-11-11 08:49:57

loretian

VSS

Vecna's Super Sas.

Posted on 2005-11-11 09:11:46

yhnmzwcs

an acronym for something else:

"BAM: Bad Acronym Maker"

It would have a dictionary to seek acronyms, and a weak sentence parser, and a thesaurus.

<fantasy>
'Welcome to BAM, the Bad Acronym Maker.'
...
One moment, please (OMP) . . .
</fantasy>

Posted on 2005-11-11 11:36:37

Overkill

Hmm.

Database Understandment and Management Pragma (DUMP)?

Posted on 2005-11-11 15:16:26

Kildorf

If it's you and zero doing it, how about The BaMBI Suite: Benjamin (Ben? BJ? I don't know what you use in real life) and Matthew's (Matt? I don't know) Business Intelligence Suite.

Posted on 2005-11-11 20:25:09

RageCage

MySAS

Posted on 2005-11-12 10:05:46

mcgrue

vasoline

Posted on 2005-11-12 14:28:13

Overkill

Quote:
Originally posted by mcgrue

vasoline


"Smooth running and gets the job done!"

Posted on 2005-11-12 15:44:18

Interference22

aSASinate?
SASquatch?

My money is on V.I.S.A.S: Vecna's Incredible SAS.

Posted on 2005-11-12 20:19:22

vecna

We got some good suggestions so far.

I'm hesitant to use something with SAS in the name because 1) Im going to change it around a bit and if the name suggests it will be compatible that would be misleading and 2) SAS is a trademark and Idunno how well that shit will fly. (honestly, I have no clue. I don't know if that sort of a thing is a problem or not but I'm not sure if I want to find out!)

Posted on 2005-11-12 22:47:27

mcgrue

So... what's the name? :D

Posted on 2005-12-09 23:05:41


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