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Interference22

Your grandmother knits a very nice house, by the way.

She keeps calling me Steven. I'm not bloody Steven. Who the hell is Steven?

Posted on 2004-04-23 01:38:27

Omni

It does appear that there is a problem with the page number code on this thread for my browser--Mozilla Firefox 8, when clicking page 12. Probably because I don't think page 12 exists.

Well, yeah, OpenOffice is alright. It's not perfect but it's definately competent. And it's not Microsoft Office. Which I have liked less and less.

Heck, when I got my new laptop I intentionally chose WordPerfect Office. That was a big step for me.

Here me and cower, Bill! I'M NOT TAKING ANYMORE OF YOUR SH**!!
Please don't nuke my XP...

Posted on 2004-04-23 01:38:34

Alex

I don't know whether I'll be able to get along with a new word processor. It took me long enough with Word. But I'll try because I'm a masochist. :D

She keeps calling me Steven

My great-aunt used to call me something else too. Although I can't remember what it was now. Nothing abusive, thankfully.

And I'm getting the page 12 thing in IE6 too.

Posted on 2004-04-23 01:45:44 (last edited on 2004-04-23 01:46:43)

Interference22

And I'm getting the page 12 thing in IE6 too.

Me too, on Mozilla Firebird 0.7. This has brought me to the following conclusion:

WE BROKE THE INTERNET!

Posted on 2004-04-23 01:50:39

Omni

Actually my browser tells me McGrue broke the Internet.

Plus, Firefox and Firebird say McGrue broke the Internet. That's two good witnesses! The only reason Internet Explorer is telling the truth is because of peer pressure!

Okay. Technically Firefox and Firebird are the same thing. But Microsoft doesn't know that.

Posted on 2004-04-23 01:56:21

Alex

WE BROKE THE INTERNET!

Never mind, it was only a fad anyway. I hear that baiting sheep with angry hamsters is going to be the next big thing. Let's go do that instead.

Posted on 2004-04-23 01:56:58

Omni

Can I had "BROKE THE INTERNET" to my college resumé?

Posted on 2004-04-23 02:00:27

Interference22

Yay. Do I get to whine repeatedly like a small child about McGrue's slight oversight?

"McGrue broke the Internet! McGrue broke the Internet! McGrue broke the Internet! McGrue broke the Internet! McGr--ERK! *Smack* *bash* *kerpow* --CRACK-- Mrfuphlphm."

Posted on 2004-04-23 02:03:57

Alex

Actually, without wanting to start a witch-hunt, Omni and I were mere bystanders in this. It is Interference who is responsible for this most regrettable occurrence, as it was his post which created page 11 and hence the problem.

WITCH!

Posted on 2004-04-23 02:07:32

Omni

AGHHGHDFH! Interference put my post all in italics! Stop it, Interference! Stop! You're scaring me with your witchy powers! Make it stop! MAKE IT STOP!

Posted on 2004-04-23 02:11:33

Interference22

Clearly, I have accidentally kicked the very foundations of chaos theory, causing a wave of Doom(tm) that will eventually consume the Universe. First, the Internet breaks, then the very fabric of reality will crumble and before you know it pandas will be walking up and down Oxford Street buying designer clothes, the state of Florida will vanish, The icebergs will suddenly transform into a 60 foot high statue of Albert Einstein and McDonalds will start selling really good burgers. Then, the Earth will explode in a shower of novelty party baloons.

WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

Posted on 2004-04-23 02:18:28

Alex

Nooooooo! We are in the presence of something truly evil. I say we burn him, and we burn him now!

Interference: Hmm... I don't know whether to mention this, but you clearly have a hatred of McDonalds that goes way beyond what any normal person would feel. Did you used to work for them or something?

Posted on 2004-04-23 02:19:52 (last edited on 2004-04-23 02:22:36)

ThinIce

Grue isn't happy with us =[

Posted on 2004-04-23 06:33:40

mcgrue

!!!

wtf?

...

First my girlfriend suckerpunches me, and now this? It's a great night.

Edit: This might've fixed it. Might've broken it more tho, too ;D

Posted on 2004-04-23 06:47:57 (last edited on 2004-04-23 07:05:40)

loretian

Grue:

Weird... If you go to the main "castle heck" topic listing, and click into this topic, (refresh once to be safe) it says there's only 10 pages. But once you click into any of the pages, then the 11th shows up.

I haven't seen any 12th page, though - so I guess that part's fixed.

Edit: Actually, there's no 11th page until you get to page 8. Then you get a '...' after the 10. On page 9 and 10, the 11th page shows up.

Posted on 2004-04-23 14:10:15 (last edited on 2004-04-23 14:12:05)

Troupe

Alexandir, you are a worthless, worthless limey. You must submit a report or something to Grue or somebody or something, so they can fix that wretched bug. Its wretched.

On a side note, the part after the crash is basically just filled with my HILARIOUSLY WITTY DIALOGUE* and my COMPLETELY FUCKING AWESOME CHIPTUNES*, so you aren't missing much.

*Witty by my standards, which are low, because I'm in 10th grade.
*Competely fucking awesome by my standards, which are low because I completely fucking suck.

Posted on 2004-04-23 14:25:30

Alex

The only report I have is "it doesn't work!". So... Ok:

Grue! It doesn't work!

And yes, I know the rest is filled with your HILARIOUSLY WITTY DIALOGUE* and stuff**, which is why I want to SEE AND JUDGE FOR MYSELF.

* I haven't even got a clue what 10th grade means.
** And, for all I know, you may "completely fucking suck". But your music doesn't, so I want to hear it.

And yes, I am worthless. :D

Posted on 2004-04-23 14:47:28 (last edited on 2004-04-23 14:48:57)

el_desconocido

Page 12 was a warning, people!

I think it was all that blaspheming about turkey.

Ham is our right and true savory!

"When the party is over, and we are all cleared from the Great Buffet Table, turkey will be left out in the alley, and Ham shall go home with the Hostess."
                                                                                             book of El


Posted on 2004-04-23 15:24:29

ThinIce

I wonder what would happen if we made this thread go to the mysterious... PAGE 12!

We'd probably blow up; anyways, the sky is the limit with witty-full-ness; 10th grade or not! (i'm in 10th foo)

And as for all the bugs... Nothing a couple shots of RAID couldn't help! ;)

Posted on 2004-04-23 18:08:33

mcgrue

Alexandir: 10th grade is the second year of American secondary schooling. Also known as Sophomore year. The age of these poor, awkward beings is 14-16 depending on the case in example, and their humor usually has to do with bodily functions and the differences between sexual habits they'd like to have and the alternatives.

Hee hee. farting and gay jokes.

The only difference between them and vergedev is that vergedev can buy beer by themselves, btw.

Posted on 2004-04-23 19:14:48


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