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Troupe

If that's all you know, I wish you very good luck on your Driver's Ed final. I imagine you will have much difficulty with it.

Posted on 2004-07-03 01:03:31

ThinIce

162/168 questions for a nice total of 96%. :)
and I owe it all to Ham™

Posted on 2004-07-03 08:26:59

Troupe

Shit, thats a lot of questions. Congratulations.

Posted on 2004-07-03 22:45:44

Interference22

Hmm. Needs more random subject matter:

The crazy woman is on the shopping channel again. She looks like the girl you fancied at school, only plus another fifteen years. There's an almost childlike glint of excitement in her eyes as she waves a random selection of "crayzee countdown clearance" items around the cramped screen. Funny, there's nothing worth getting excited about but she seems ecstatic all the same.

Today, we have lamps in the shape of sheep, something for removing hair, a plastic Barbie diary and a suede jacket that our erstwhile presenter prefers to demonstrate by wearing. And dolls. God does this woman love dolls. Her voice goes all squeeky-six-year-old and she spends the next half-hour trying to feed them with a set of plastic cutlery and some rubber vegetables.

I love digital TV.

Posted on 2004-07-03 23:46:24

ThinIce

I'm sure it's tough to keep that optimism when you're selling shipoo on t.v.

And for you... well... stop watching the HSN... get a hobby! ;)

Posted on 2004-07-04 17:39:33

Troupe

Uhhh, like the HoV..?

Posted on 2004-07-04 23:47:07

Interference22

It's not HSN, it's a channel called "Ideal World." The presenters are wildly unprofessional at times, the sets are whoppingly low budget and the two guy who do the craft stuff are the strangest bearded people I've ever seen.

And I do have a hobby: VERGE ring any bells? Crikey, man. Have you been living under a shed?

Posted on 2004-07-05 01:13:21

Troupe

He is opressed by Communism. ;_;

Posted on 2004-07-05 21:04:21

Khross

Phil Hendrie once said that a Libertarian is just a Republican that smokes pot.

Posted on 2004-07-06 20:46:41 (last edited on 2004-07-06 20:47:06)

anonymous

Posted on 2004-07-09 00:08:06

Ness

I haven't downloaded any communism for about 3 years or so

Posted on 2004-07-09 00:26:06

mcgrue

Quote:Originally posted by Khross

Phil Hendrie once said that a Libertarian is just a Republican that smokes pot.


Loretian is not a Libertarian.

Posted on 2004-07-09 01:49:19

Troupe

Bump.

Posted on 2004-07-20 08:31:04

loretian

Quote:Originally posted by mcgrue

Quote:Originally posted by Khross

Phil Hendrie once said that a Libertarian is just a Republican that smokes pot.


Loretian is not a Libertarian.


Thank you. One time I classified myself as a "compassionate libertarian", but then I realized most libertarians are just jackasses and read too much Ayn Rand (or don't read anything at all, and start up shows like "Politically Incorrect")

Posted on 2004-07-20 19:30:21

Troupe

EDIT:

Looks like your version of Reason functions stupidly, despite any attempts by the user to get it to do otherwise.

Posted on 2004-07-21 01:44:33 (last edited on 2004-07-21 08:55:49)

Omni

*depositing two cents

Ayn Rand. She's weird.

Posted on 2004-07-21 06:15:38

zaril

H A M

Posted on 2004-07-21 08:15:48

loretian

Quote:Originally posted by Troupe

EDIT:

Looks like your version of Reason functions stupidly, despite any attempts by the user to get it to do otherwise.


Yeah. Oh well, thanks again for your help. I e-mailed those Swedens (Swedenese?) to see what they'd say. I may just stick with FruityLoops for now.

Posted on 2004-07-21 17:21:12

Interference22

They're Swedes, which are also a type of vegetable.

I have friends who I am also fairly sure are vegetables.

Posted on 2004-07-21 23:12:00

Alex

Quote:Originally posted by Interference22

They're Swedes, which are also a type of vegetable.

I have friends who I am also fairly sure are vegetables.

Vegetables are nice. I like:

Potatoes, carrots, and lettuce, but not swedes. Also tomatoes, despite not being vegetables, though not raw. Also cucumbers, when sliced and put in sandwiches.

...

Mmm... I can just imagine it, sitting outside on a sunny afternoon with a huge pile of cucumber sandwiches, a vat of tea, more strawberries and cream than you can shake an oar at, and no bloody people around to moan and complain at me. If I was a millionaire, I would retire to a little cottage in the country and do exactly that every day. Even in the winter.

...

Leeks are OK too. Luckily however, I don't have a leek-inspired tangent to go with that.

Posted on 2004-07-22 01:24:47 (last edited on 2004-07-22 01:25:56)


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