In this thread we pluck our twangers.
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Toen
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GOGOGO
Posted on 2004-02-19 03:06:08
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Tatzen
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OH MY. I PLUCKED VECNA'S TWANGER LAST NIGHT. I'M STILL TIRED!
Posted on 2004-02-19 03:07:09
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mcgrue
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I'm still sore from all the plucking. I think I plucked my twanger too hard... I might've broken my twanger.
Posted on 2004-02-19 03:19:19
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Falthorn
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I tuck my wanger when I fuck my neighbor.
Dude. The other day, I was driving to the East Side, when a really hot girl drives up next to me on the passenger side.
So, you know, to get her attention, I tapped on the passenger window.
With my dick.
Since she didn't notice, I rolled down the window... with my dick, and I dropped it out and snaked it up into her window.
But then she drove off and our budding love withered in the cold light of dawn.
True Story.
Posted on 2004-02-19 04:17:45
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Tatzen
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Last time I attempted to make first contact using my freight-train of a penis.. well.
shit.
bitch pressed charges.
Posted on 2004-02-19 05:35:05
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Toen
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In all future attempts, you did it by proxy using a flatbed scanner.
Posted on 2004-02-19 06:40:22
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mcgrue
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You know, this is why PPTP was invented.
Posted on 2004-03-06 17:17:28
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