So, I made a simple, nearly-useless website!
, now serving up your ip address with a side of a horrible, purile, callow pun!
Nearly-useless because I, as well many others, use webpage services like ipchicken.com or whatismyip.com. And better than them because it's shorter! Also it's MORE YELLOW.
So... anyways: The next time YOU need someone's IP, and they're too compu-inept to know how to find it in any of the 800 ways they could do it on their own: tell them ipbeer.com. You'll be glad you did!