In my dream vecna owned a really old, broken down crappy Honda. It was all rusty and falling apart. Lore drives it up to my house, with two nondescript extra dudes riding along with him. For some reason they park it all the way down the street and then walk a block to my house to visit.

Then vecna comes driving up in a shiny new black pickup truck. 'Check it out guys!' He is excited, though the uses he might have for a pickup truck would understandably be few. He offers to let me test drive it, because my wife has been wanting a new truck. I start to drive away, but then suddenly remember that Lore is inside my house without any supervision whatsoever, so I pull into a driveway two doors down. Leaving the engine running, we hop out of the truck as Lore and his two random friends are coming out of my house.

'Come on!' we say, beckoning to the truck. 'Dude we left your other car on the other street!' yells Lore, and he and the random guys run down the street to get the old rusted piece of crap. I start to get back into the truck but vecna runs down the street too. I'm like 'dude, your truck's still running!' and he says 'Leave it, we're just going down the street real quick!'

So we all get in the rusted piece of crap and for some reason begin to drive down the freeway to drop Lore and his pals off somewhere that's an hour or two away. I point out, 'Dude, your car's still running and in another person's driveway. We've been gone for awhile!' But vecna shrugs, 'uhhh well don't worry about it, we'll see what happens when we get back.'

On the way back to the house we drive by an island that is apparently a military grade shooting range. '$5 to shoot a rocket launcher!' We see tatsumi hogging the M-16 booth. It's getting dark so we just keep driving.

When we get back, it's the middle of the night. The neighbors have turned the truck off and left it in their driveway instead of having it towed or something. Vecna looks at his watch and says 'shit dude, I've gotta go,' then starts to get into the truck and drive away. I point out that now his other car is in the street, and ask him how he's gonna drive two cars home.

'Er, well. I guess I'll drive my shitty old car home. It's dark and I'm not used to the truck yet.' So he gets into the old car, and just as he does so it blows up for no apparent reason. Vecna's instantly charred corpse goes flying through the air and lands in the back of the shiny new truck. Then the neighbors come out, somberly hand me the keys and tell me 'Go, bid the soldiers shoot.' And I say 'Okay, but first I gotta take a piss.'

Then I wake up, and I really DO have to take a piss. *twilight zone cue*

That's cool.

Once I dreamt that I was eating ice cream. Then the next day I really did. It was crazy.

Hey bob, if you still remember, what did I look like in the dream?

Haha, wait, so did I have the afro?