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mcgrue


Sully

Veiling the moon with

the light of eternity,

it brings

another promise

to mother VERGE with

a bounty and mercy.

Posted on 2004-04-28 06:14:18 (last edited on 2004-04-28 06:14:41)

el_desconocido

Like bread and butter,
      you and I.

Which is better?
      The two together.

Posted on 2004-04-28 06:37:46

Rysen

Crash!                Another
    Bug!             Is it my
      fault          or yours?
        What?    a semi
              colon
                             That cannot be found?
                           I
                        am
                        at
                         a
                          loss.
                              The compiler weeps.

Posted on 2004-04-28 08:58:12 (last edited on 2004-04-28 09:22:23)

Actinium

this thread really sucks
when will tatsumi beat up you f*cks?

just kidding I love you all

Posted on 2004-04-28 09:36:22 (last edited on 2004-04-28 09:36:35)

evilbob

A BARD'S PAINTING OF TALES

A fresh ocean breeze
Sweet as pickled popcorn
Yet firm
As an abandoned prom date

In the blood-filled seas
Lady Asparagus mourns
She yearns
For a twelve by twelve crate

Haunting echoes of "please!"
From the lampshades are born
We burn
(No, the opposite) here in the arctic waste

Can you hear her soft pleas?
So wretched and forlorn
My turn
"Why, oh Lord, why must this be my fate?"

Posted on 2004-04-28 09:42:29

evilbob

GOTH_GIRL'S AWESOME POEMS

My soul is dead
Blood's on my head
I don't like white bread
Everything must be black

Shadows and dust
Gladiator sucks
Everything else does
DUDE I'M A WICCAN

My friend is possessed
In his left breast
I gave him a test
HIS DEMON IS TYPE O- TOO

My cape is too small
People stare at the mall
SORRY I'M SO TALL
BUT I FOUND IT IN MOM'S CLOSET

The yuppies all sneer
The jocks all chug beer
The dorks peer-to-peer
I DON'T FIT IN BECUZ I HATE GOD

NOW IT'S RAINING BLOOD
IS THAT STUFF POOP OR MUD
SADDAM'S OUT OF SCUDS
BUT THERE IS ONLY ONE THING
LEFT
FOR
ME
TO
DO

WHO'S

GOING

TO

FUCKING

DM?!

FUCK!

Posted on 2004-04-28 09:51:18

Troupe

Rysen, that is an incredible VC thing that you have made. I'm going to make a game that just displays that in all its glory. And now a poem of my own.

The world is full of many wonders,
But amongst them, one stands out.
The Arni Village song from Chrono Cross,
IS THE BEST FUCKING SONG EVER.

Posted on 2004-04-28 14:16:46

Alex

Nnnnn.... Troupe... Arni Village... restraint failing...

Posted on 2004-04-28 18:36:52

Troupe

Mwuahaha.

Whoa Alex, your name is... just... Alex... What happened to the andir?

Posted on 2004-04-28 19:22:12

mcgrue

What.

Was that?

Free verse?

...

...NO!

It was not.

You fail life.

Posted on 2004-04-28 19:27:03

Toen

Sure it was! This thread sucks. You are all fascists. FASCISTS!!!

Posted on 2004-04-28 20:01:09

RageCage

facist TERRORISTS!

Posted on 2004-04-28 20:19:45

Alex

What happened to the andir?

It was culled due to being extraneous. I originally used Alexandir because EVERY site that has more than ten registered users already has an Alex and an Alexander. So I changed a letter, but one that wouldn't change the sound of the name. But recently, in a moment of revelation, I noticed that v-rpg didn't have an Alex. So now... the name is MINE. >:D

EDIT: That was free verse btw.

Posted on 2004-04-28 20:41:05 (last edited on 2004-04-28 20:43:10)

mcgrue

Congrats, Toen1 You now qualify for a Beret! I'll be shipping one from my warehouse momentarily to you.

It's your duty, however, to grow some greasy facial hair in the meantime!

Posted on 2004-04-28 21:31:28

Troupe

Hey Grue, unless there are now multiple Toens, you didn't shift your "1" there.

^FREE VERSE^

Posted on 2004-04-28 23:33:09

KilloZapit

Ooooh! Poetry corner!

My turn!

Er...


These are not the druids your looking for.
Ever I have respect for Jell-O.
Yes, I killed the slime mold.
Zen is forcing tat to be nice.
The boobies, firm are so.
Ripping off sigs are fun.
Despite what you may think,
I am actually working on a game.
Just not now.
I am not gay.
I am not!
Really!
FFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Excuse me.

Posted on 2004-04-29 14:07:13

el_desconocido

Note: Matilde is pronounced Ma-TILL-day,

I once met a girl named Matilde,
Though I've tried, nothing rhymes with Matilde,
So I'll just plod along,
Though I know it's all wrong,
And keep repeating her name, Matilde.

And holy crap, dude, light a match!

Posted on 2004-04-30 04:49:52

ThinIce

Poetry:



if( mysql_errno()> 0 ) { // there is an error show it
$error = mysql_errno().": ".mysql_error()."";
database_error( "MYSQL ERROR: $error",$query, "Library::_loadSections()" );
}



Edit: Dude, don't hand out our seakret codez!! Dont wurry tho, I croxed it out so no-1 can C it!!! :D
-Grue

Posted on 2004-04-30 11:57:26 (last edited on 2004-04-30 12:19:55)

Troupe

Dood Grue, I ken still reed that, roflmao!

I gotchur codez!

Posted on 2004-04-30 14:15:40

mcgrue

Was that blank verse?

NO.

Shall I send you to the Hearse?

YES.

~fin~

Posted on 2004-04-30 15:17:48


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