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Omni
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Titanic 2: Sunken Dreams
Okay. It takes place after the original Titanic sunk...in the original Titanic. We've got a huge fanbase to abuse here.
In the year 20xx, mankind builds another architecture tribute to their own ingenuity...the Titanic II. The world's most versatile...uh, boat...it can do transport, oil rig, aircraft carrier, anything, you name it, is does it.
On its maiden voyage under the command of Captain Somebody (Stephen Seagall) and his first mate, Captain Nobody (Bruce Willis), the Titanic II is suddenly hijacked and commandeered by a conglomerate of Neo Nazis...and...uh...terrorists, who are lead by a retired ex-US CIA agent turned Islamic terrorist leader, named ...Mr. Dark (played by Chuck Norris). Yeah.
Needless to say, it's Diehard on a boat. There's a lot of cool explosions. In the final scene, Bruce Willis kills Chuck Norris as the ship is torpedoed. Epic choral chants start playing as the Titanic II sinks (Seagall: Hold me, Bruce!).
Fade out. Fade back in. Caption: 20 Years Later. The Titanic II lays next to its ancestor, the Titanic.
Fade to black. End movie.
Titanic III: Titanic in Space (Japanese title: Titanic X, European: Titanic to the Stars)
In the year...oh, 2XXX, mankind develops the latest evolution of human support and transport spacecraft--the final step to the government's project, codenamed "Titanic Star".
The ship launches for its voyage to the edge of the solar system, commanded by (you guessed it), Captain Unremarkable (Bruce Willis). Samuel L. Jackson plays the janitor onboard the shuttle, who uses a laser broom and appears in just about every scene.
Somewhere during the trip around Saturn the ship is invaded by...you guessed it, space aliens.
It quickly becomes a combination of Diehard and Deep Blue Sea (We're all getting off this ship ali---AHHHGHGHHGH!!). In the final scene, the Titanic Star loses engine power and sinks into a black hole as that Celion Dion song plays in the background.
Fade to black. End movie.
Posted on 2004-06-03 05:06:34
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Toen
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TITANIC IV: TITANIC IN THE HOOD
Needs no explanation whatsoever.
Posted on 2004-06-03 06:00:05
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Interference22
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Tetris: The Movie
Discuss.
Posted on 2004-06-03 10:04:01
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mcgrue
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Legally Blonde 3: James Blonde
Posted on 2004-06-03 10:45:36
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Interference22
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Actually, on a serious note, I'd really like to do a movie entirely in the first person perspective. Who you're viewing from is a major plot twist.
Posted on 2004-06-03 11:12:02
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Interference22
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And now a non-serious note:
Posted on 2004-06-03 11:14:48
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Buckermann
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Quote:Originally posted by Omni
Titanic 2: Sunken Dreams
That was funny :)
But you need to get more soft-pr0n in it.
Posted on 2004-06-03 17:29:18
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Alex
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Titanic was a terrible film and needs no sequels! It would at least have been more entertaining had they based it entirely on massive historical inaccuracies, like U-571. Still, the ending was funny.
Posted on 2004-06-03 18:20:50
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ThinIce
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Terminator 7.5
Posted on 2004-06-03 20:27:53
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mcgrue
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Hrmmm... how about U-572, the submarine subterfuge sequel!
Posted on 2004-06-03 20:30:44
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andy
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The world needs a live-action Buttlord GT movie.
Posted on 2004-06-03 21:35:07
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Omni
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Titanic V: Back 2 The Hood
Posted on 2004-06-03 22:41:01
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Troupe
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Quote:Originally posted by Interference22
Tetris: The Movie
Discuss.
Have you seen the Penny Arcade? HAHAHAH.
My movie idea-
The Friday After the Friday After Next
*EDIT*
Oh, I would also make a really good Dune movie. 6 actually.
Posted on 2004-06-04 05:29:33 (last edited on 2004-06-04 05:30:47)
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Omni
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I heard the second half of Children of Dune was okay.
Posted on 2004-06-04 15:02:39
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Omni
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Kill Bill (O'Reilly)
Posted on 2004-06-04 15:03:52
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Troupe
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I'll have to see that. Have they made a God Emporer of Dune yet?
Posted on 2004-06-04 19:24:04
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Omni
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No, although I would pay to see it.
Posted on 2004-06-05 02:50:35
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Troupe
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So would I. Our combined admission ($7.50x2) is surely enough to fund such a film. I will alert the proper production agencies.
Posted on 2004-06-05 04:01:10
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Toen
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I Have A Good Idea What You Are Going To Do Next Summer
Posted on 2004-06-05 08:07:03
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Troupe
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All Signs Point to a Good Indication of My Knowledge of Your Whereabouts and the Goings-On of Last Summer
Posted on 2004-06-05 09:14:23 (last edited on 2004-06-05 09:14:24)
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