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It occurs to me that I'm sad that we don't have any promiscuous female vergers. We'll never hear someone say in a conversation, in earnest "Man, he totally Sullied my Clam." after a disgraceful night out.

Truly a shame.

Posted on 2007-10-23 10:20:47


See, this? This is why we can't have nice things.

Posted on 2007-10-23 17:37:31


Also, hey Grue! When are you going to change your signature so that it links to, you know, your site?

Posted on 2007-10-23 17:38:11


I know not what you mean... >_>

You... smelly man-joke.

Posted on 2007-10-23 18:51:10 (last edited on 2007-10-23 18:51:23)


Better a smelly man-joke than a manly joke-smell.

... Think about it.

Posted on 2007-10-23 20:03:13


I'd rather not, you callow soul.

Except without the soul part.

Posted on 2007-10-25 16:04:27


Asking a woman if she wants her clam sullied is the best way to turn women on.

Posted on 2008-08-28 20:40:42


This is just from moments ago (retyped for readability)... it's from my (female) coworker.

<loretian> Hey <name withheld>, do you want to have your clam sullied? *wink* *wink*

<8 minutes pass...>

<her> What?

<loretian> Do you want your CLAM sullied? *wink* *wink*

<her> I am too le tired to google that up

<loretian> Do you want to engage in promiscuous, penetrative sex involving your vagina?

<her> No thanks

So, in fact, it doesn't work.

Posted on 2009-01-22 10:12:17


Clearly a person not worth sullying.

For what it's worth - some women you just tell them.
So in the mentioned interaction, you'd probably approach with
'Get over here and let me sully that clam!'

Posted on 2009-02-05 17:59:00

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