Ridiculous Junkmail
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Interference22

Anyone looked at the contents of their junk-e-mail folder lately? Here's a selection of the most surreal topic headings my current inbox is recieving:

steam engine ballerinas near 6
pickup truck shadows around 5789
dust bunny 883 fetishists
necromancer 2853 cups
snow bodice rippers from 891
verb swamp
Guadalupe Albert

As to what on Earth the source of these e-mails is on, I WANT SOME.

Ok, someone must have some funny ones. Submit!

Posted on 2004-05-11 12:32:17

Troupe

Let me just check my-

Oh wait, I don't get junk mail!

But I feel your pain...

Posted on 2004-05-11 14:14:03

mcgrue

I once had a random name-generation spam from something with two SotS names in it. Erik Alden or Tanata Alden or someone Alden.

It stuck out to me, even if I can't remember the first name on it. It was a wholly unremarkable spam, otherwise. Apparently one of Onam's relatives thinks I need a larger, firmer cock.

Posted on 2004-05-11 14:41:41

aaronwright

God works in mysterious ways. Embrace the cock.

Posted on 2004-05-11 14:49:39

mcgrue

Quote:Originally posted by aaronwright

God works in mysterious ways. Embrace the cock.


I do, multiple times a day. I should own stock in kleenex.

Posted on 2004-05-11 17:12:06

loretian

I hate it when I get Junkmail where the From sender is forged as the name of a friend of mine. And then after deleting it, I find out it wasn't junk mail.

Posted on 2004-05-11 17:35:44

ThinIce

I hate it when I get chainmail from retards.

Posted on 2004-05-11 18:33:37

Troupe

I believe that call that kind of mail "email" Lore.

Chainmail is the only annoying spam I get. "HAHA LOOK AT THIS FUNNY STUFFS I SENT YOU."

No, thats not funny, you flaming idiot.

Posted on 2004-05-11 20:52:19

Khross

I used to get that, then I changed my email address and didn't bother to tell a lot of people. Worked out marvelously.

Posted on 2004-05-13 20:18:00

Alex

Yes, I hear that NOT registering with free porn sites does wonders for your junk email problems I'm talking to you Interference. :D

Posted on 2004-05-13 21:54:27

ThinIce

Thus far I have recieved a couple of emails written entirely in leet. And they lovingly evaded the spam detection.

Posted on 2004-05-14 00:46:46

el_desconocido

Also helps to NOT have your proggy preview mail when selected. Previewing often reports your address as valid like by having an image similar to:
<img src="http://www.verge-rpg.com/yourATemailDOTaddress.gif"> would tell grue that that file was looked for, yet not found. Bingo, valid email address.

I get on average one spam per day. Since I don't know anyone named pEnis.NlargmenT, not previewing them isn't really a problem.

El

Posted on 2004-05-14 05:08:20

Troupe

I get on average one spam per day. Since I don't know anyone named pEnis.NlargmenT, not previewing them isn't really a problem.

Errr... I don't recall sending you any emails under my pseudonym...

Posted on 2004-05-14 14:05:47


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