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loretian

Jamesons and Guinness?

Well, I just meant I like to drink them together - as in one, then the other. Of course, you can drink them together via an Irish Car Bomb, which is probably the best shot known to man. You take a larger shot glass of guiness, then fill a small shot glass with Jameson and Baileys, drop the smaller into the larger and drink it as fast as you can.

8 years old is good! Next vergecon, you'll have tobring some along for me to try!

Posted on 2004-04-16 00:10:21

mcgrue

Lore, stop encouraging 8 year olds to drink.

...we should wait until they're at least 12.

Posted on 2004-04-16 00:18:54

loretian

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Posted on 2004-04-16 00:23:19

Alex

Oh yeah! I've had a car bomb, I obviously just didn't know what was in it! Duh.

8 years old is good! Next vergecon, you'll have tobring some along for me to try!

Last year I was given a whole crate of it it by a friend who won it but doesn't drink. I didn't like it and couldn't find anyone else who did either. But now... I'm physically dependant on it. :D

Posted on 2004-04-16 00:28:20

mcgrue

Hooray for addictions!

...so is it good? ;)

Posted on 2004-04-16 00:29:17

Alex

...so is it good? ;)

Last time I went to up to Scotland, I saw an old man lying on a bench in the gardens of Edinburgh castle, and he had a bottle of Bell's in his hand. I've never seen anyone look so happy before or since.

Posted on 2004-04-16 00:32:02

Interference22

Oh yeah! I've had a car bomb, I obviously just didn't know what was in it! Duh.

I'm going to have to order one of those next time the possibility arises, although in this day and age it might be misconstrued.

"Hello, I'd like a Car Bomb, thanks."
"Ok, sir. I... just need to make a... phone.. call. Please don't hurt me."
"No, nonono! I mean- I am not from Al Quaida!"
The pub falls silent.
"Bugger."

Posted on 2004-04-16 00:35:40

Alex

The pub falls silent.

That happens all the time to me. Whenever I go into a pub I swear someone pulls the plug on the jukebox and everyone present falls silent and glares at me as I shuffle nervously over to the bar. That's what happens when you go to pubs in the country. They're full of inbred bumpkins who "don't like strangers 'ere, boy".

Posted on 2004-04-16 00:40:21

Interference22

That happens all the time to me.

Ah, well my associates and I attend pubs in towns. The people I hang out with always look semi-concussed and permanently confused. We fit in wonderfully.

Posted on 2004-04-16 00:47:58

mcgrue

Yeah, the only place to drink in peace anonymously seems to be in flashy, annoying places. Little holes in the wall you need to go to for quite a while before you're fully accepted. :(

Posted on 2004-04-16 00:50:37

Interference22

Yeah, the only place to drink in peace anonymously seems to be in flashy, annoying places.

... And of course, other people's living rooms.

Posted on 2004-04-16 00:56:05

Alex

I attend pubs in towns

Sadly, so do I, usually. But the pubs in my town are no better. If you don't live in that actual street you get charged 200% more, and they spit in the bitter.

Posted on 2004-04-16 00:59:22

Interference22

they spit in the bitter.

Bastards.

Posted on 2004-04-16 01:01:33

mcgrue

YOUR HAIR IS TOO BIG!

Posted on 2004-04-17 19:45:30

el_desconocido

Hey El Desfavoracido, you can't even spell a three letter word you made up yourself!
Mah

Posted on 2004-04-18 11:03:47

ThinIce

Hey thinice, you're a whining baby; you blame everything on religion and your parents...

Re:
No... YOU'RE A DUMBASS YOU FLAMING HOE! MY PARENTS ARE FUKTURDS!

rere:
SEE? THERE YOU GO AGAIN... YOU'RE THE HOE... YOU HOE!

Posted on 2004-04-24 04:30:46

Omni

Omni is a pathetic excuse for a human being.

He's spoiled, too questioning of his superior Southern Baptist beliefs, hasn't released a game EVER, doesn't release a game because he thinks three hours of Spanish homework a night is hard--and it isn't, he's just too lazy to think that there's something harder in life--who's socially incompetent, the only girl you ever had a crush on, you scared her away, and now she's dating one of your friends and you still can't get over it, you didn't dance with the CUTE girl who came with you to the high school senior prom tonight--senior proms suck almost as much as Omni, by the way--the only reason HER night didn't suck was because she had friends there, you were too annoying to her. You're also close-minded, did I say socially incompetent?, and a self-conscious, selfish moron. You think you know everything but you're a terrible procrastinator who's not going to do well in college--scratch that, flunk out of college with no idea what you're going to do for a living, lose your friends, end up on a trailer on welfare as a disgrace to your loving parents and finally die, cold, alone, and friendless.

But Omni, don't feel so bad. Uh, :)

Posted on 2004-04-25 06:03:39 (last edited on 2004-04-25 06:04:56)

Troupe

Troupe is a worthless lazy moron.

Oh wait, no he's not, he just has more imporant projects to work on than Midsummer.

OUCH

THIS THREAD IS NOW OFFICIALLY THE FLAME OTHER PEOPLE THREAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASDKFJAKSDF....

Posted on 2004-04-26 03:16:26

Omni

Ooof. That's gotta hurt.

"I'm sorry Troupe, but...yer fired." (insert unoffending smilie here)

Posted on 2004-04-26 03:36:45

Alex

more imporant projects to work on than Midsummer.

[VERY LOUD GASP]

Blasphemy!



Yes, I'm sorry Troupe, but... yer fired. :D

Well, maybe not.

EDIT: After all, beggars can't be choosers. :p

Posted on 2004-04-26 04:10:48 (last edited on 2004-04-26 04:12:17)


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