jesusfreak
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HEY THIS JUST IN, "I HAVE DECIDED TO MAKE A NEW HOLIDAY" (SAYS NEW PRESIDENT GEORGE BUSH)
"WE WILL DEDICATE IT TO THE CODING, WONDERFUL GREAT, AWESOME VECNA, AND HIS FELLOW CODERS!" "YES A HOLIDAY ESPECIALLY DEDICATED TO THE VERGE ENGINES CREATORS!!"
(EXCLAIMED BUSH)
"WE WILL CALL THIS NEW JOYOUS DAY VERGE-DAY!"
"THERE WILL BE NO WORK, AND EVERYONE WILL BE MERRY" " THIS IMPORTANT HOLIDAY WILL BE HELD THE DAY BEFORE X MAS EVE!"
well, there you have it, a new holiday called verge-day!!! hmmmm, warm fuzzies!! LOL:
this sound good??
Just do it...
DO the DEW,, come on give me more MOUNTAIN DEW.
Posted on 2000-12-21 13:57:44
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TheGerf
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And how do we celebrate this 'verge-day'? With massive bouts of procrastination? Evil sacrifices of MikMod? Throwing stones at users of the RPGMaker series? Hours of Time Toilet? This seems like any other day to me, minus the day before Christmas Eve part.
TheGerf, not just any gerf.
Posted on 2000-12-21 14:19:17
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stevenmarine
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1)Politics invade the verge scene.
2)vergers return to playing zeux's world.
3)we return to find verge swamped by vultures, democrats, republicans, russians, and newsies.
4)verge games become invocations of bush via yellow journalism.
5)verger's organize an anti-(insert popular political angle here) and an anti-(insert 2nd most popular political angle here) campaign.
6)slander comes is pelted by republicans, and democrats.
6.5)political squabble monkeys make funny noises at each other all day.
7)americans get so sick of both of the bloody partys and petition for monarchy.
8)naturally bush is impeached (hurray!) gore is kicked repetitively for caving in (you did it for image you bush clone!), both are exiled for attempted faultiness(good riddance), verge script becomes constitution, Zaratustra is dubbed king, main dev team members are vice-roys, and the rest of us become congressional lords, mayors, or celebrities, and we see our game characters in political cartoons worlwide.
9)verger's take over the world conveniently before new years (2001 is the real millenium, since 0001 was the first year of AD).
9.5)we name the world-wide country Zeux's world, and enforce laws that force everyone who were mean to us to act like toads for our amusement.
10)All who oppose are blacklisted!
11)Mwuhahahahaha!
12)hile snakesnake!
I got carried away didn't I...
BTW:I hate the party system.
"If you want to destroy my sweater,
*Oe,oe,oh*
pull this thread, as I walk away..."
Posted on 2000-12-22 00:04:46
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