See, if you're a kid who has a birthday in the summer- IE: Non school days, then you might understand this pain.
So sit back, grab your milk and a pillow and gather 'round grandpa thinice for a bit..
One upon a time there was a boy who went to school, like all other boys his age did. This boy was a good boy, he could read well, and spell large words like "answer" and "problem". Every month of the school year a voice came from the announcement speaker "Would everybody with a birthday in Februrary" come to the cafeteria to get your 'birthday suprise'. Being the smart, obedient boy that he was he didn't lie about when his birthday was, but he did know what the rewards were. A big, tasty cookie!
Now, every month during the school year, the same thing would happen. The little boy never got a cookie for his birthday....
The moral of the story is, them bastards owe ya' one so mooch as much as possible!
Posted on 2004-04-20 23:00:16 (last edited on 2004-04-20 23:03:26)
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