I CANT BEAT THE BOSS
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Gayo
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HELP HE IS TOO HARD
Posted on 2004-03-25 01:15:58
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mcgrue
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Use a gameshark.
Posted on 2004-03-25 01:27:30
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rpgking
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-_- ??
Posted on 2004-03-25 16:19:51
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mcgrue
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Did you try bribing the giant yak with the mummified remains of Carmack-Hotep beforehand? If you do, the Yak will start kicking in glee, and will crack open a boulder behind him containing the Kiwi of Might. If you have the Kiwi of Might in your inventory, the boss won't use the dreaded Cliche Cleaver attack.
Posted on 2004-03-25 22:08:30
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Troupe
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Grue, what the fuck. Don't give him this misleading bullshit. The Kiwi only protects you from the Cleaver in the boss' first stage. If you want protection in his 2-255 stages, you'll need to get the Shrub of Backbreaking Labor. "How do I do this," you ask? Well, it's simple. Head to Wunderwood Forest. There you'll find Twigwitch the Nighthag. Simply deliver to her the ingredients you need to make the Poison of Darkness (2 Hog's Heads, 3 Apple Pies, 1 Fossilized Farm Fertilization Filiment, and 18 Ethers) and have her make the Poison. Then simply journey to the great Mount Bigmountain, where you must poison the gargoyle which guards the Shrub of Backbreaking Labor. It's that simple.
Posted on 2004-03-25 23:09:58
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blues_zodiakos
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Hmm, how odd. The moment I got to the boss, he simply disappeared, shrieks of agony echoing in the distance. Must be my natural charm.
Posted on 2004-03-26 09:28:33
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Troupe
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Or maybe you just had the right item....
Posted on 2004-03-26 14:00:39
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mcgrue
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Look, all I'm saying is that Tony Danza wasn't that hard to get past.
Posted on 2004-03-26 14:04:11
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andy
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Getting past the log ride so you can reach Tony Danza is the hard part, unless you're cheap and get the Unblessed Log from the caverns of rector.
Posted on 2004-03-26 16:13:48 (last edited on 2004-03-27 06:34:49)
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Troupe
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Um, what the hell. That part is so easy even without the Unblessed Log. Haven't you gotten the shortcut? Its not that hard, if you just lure Ted the Frog from his perch with a freshly baked pumpkin pie, you can sneak past and go down the Rapids of Extreme Expedience, which will basically skip the log ride all together.
Posted on 2004-03-27 03:08:51
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Overkill
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But don't you see? If you do that then you have to fight those Cucumber-wielding ninjas that are ten times stronger than Tony Danza. This is because the cucumbers just so happen to be forty times more explosive than the regular cucumber attack. Of course, the Rhubarb of Ultimate Protection can get you right past that part.
Of course, the *real* tough guy is that one person (forget his name, damn it...) who has that connect the dot puzzle followed by fighting a giant lice infested comb that leads up to him. Lice did like 5000 per round.
Posted on 2004-03-27 03:32:35 (last edited on 2004-03-27 03:36:07)
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Troupe
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Overkill, thats really sad. You only have to fight cucumber ninjas is you haven't beaten the shoe ninjas. The only way you wouldn't have beaten the shoe ninjas is if you completely skipped over the Tower of Eternal Solitude. And its in the Tower of Eternal Solitude that you find the Shampoo of Eternal Cleansing, with which you can completely pwn the lice and Eggmet the Keeper of the Unkept Hair (thats his name, by the way). Please stop posting these totally ridiculous n00b posts.
Posted on 2004-03-27 04:39:05
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mcgrue
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As has happened many times before, I now regret perpetuating this.
Posted on 2004-03-27 08:08:54
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blues_zodiakos
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Open ass, insert foot. :D
Posted on 2004-03-28 03:59:50
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Gayo
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Open ass, insert foot. :D
I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK
Posted on 2004-03-28 05:04:27 (last edited on 2004-03-28 05:05:10)
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mcgrue
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Gayo, you need an avatar. Give me an avatar.
Posted on 2004-03-28 05:34:35
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blues_zodiakos
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And what a disturbing avatar it is. GIVE ME MORE!
Posted on 2004-03-28 11:51:36
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