BE MY FRIEND GODDAMNIT!
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KilloZapit
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Okay, I was going to see if any of the people with here with livejournals (and I know there are a few of you) wanted to be my friend (mine linked below) but I don't know if that would be "advertising" or not. So is it?
Posted on 2004-04-14 07:44:40 (last edited on 2004-04-14 08:56:15)
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Toen
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"advertising" would be like "INCREASE UR WANG 5 INCHES! PAYPAL MONEY TO ME AND IT WILL GROW" and that sort of thing.
Posted on 2004-04-14 18:33:48
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KilloZapit
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But seriously, my original message was a bit too pimpish. It sounded like I was trying to get people to read a webcomic or something like that, and I really wasn’t.
Posted on 2004-04-14 18:43:56 (last edited on 2004-04-14 18:50:17)
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Troupe
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Girl's he'd like to bang: Misty, Nurse Joy, Officer Jenny, Aeris, Tifa, Yuffie, Selphie, Lulu, Rikku, Gatoman, Rouge, Amy Rose, Bunnie, Gadget, Fifi, Pamila, Pfil, Sailor Moon, Sailor Mercury, Sailor Jupiter, Chibiusa, and basicly everything else.
I would SERIOUSLY like to point out that none of these people are REAL.
Posted on 2004-04-15 04:33:02
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KilloZapit
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Real people suck. Or is it that I respect real girls too much to want to "bang" them? Or is it that all the "sexy" real people are all morons? Or is it that I have over-hyped standards form watching too much anime? Or is it that I am a deluded freak that lives in a fantasy world? Seriously though, it's not that I am not attracted to real people, it's just that I am not attracted to any real people that are on TV. And the fact that you didn't get freaked out when you read "Chibiusa" and did when you realized none of the girls on the list are actually real says a lot for your own standards of perversion.
Edit: Okay, I admit, the actresses who play "Xena" and "Seven of Nine" are hot, but I have no more proof they are real then any of the people in my list. It's all CGI nowadays I tell ya!
Posted on 2004-04-15 11:14:36 (last edited on 2004-04-15 11:27:14)
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Troupe
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I don't know what Chibiusa is.
And I'm not a pervert. Child pr0n, especially of little boys, is perfectly acceptable straight male behavior. At least thats what Ms. Cleo told me.
Posted on 2004-04-15 14:53:27
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KilloZapit
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Chibiusa = Sailor Mini Moon :P
Edit: Also, it did'n even fase you that I also siad "everything else"?
Posted on 2004-04-15 16:19:35 (last edited on 2004-04-15 16:23:17)
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rpgking
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Well, if it's any consolation, I found that line disturbing.
Posted on 2004-04-15 16:43:36
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KilloZapit
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Well I am glad someone does. But no, not mister "It's fine to be disturbingly perverted as long as it's to real people!"
Posted on 2004-04-15 17:24:11
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mcgrue
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Or is it that I respect real girls too much to want to "bang" them?
Women are not to be respected. Tolerance is all they should expect.
</misogynist>
Posted on 2004-04-15 17:26:11
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KilloZapit
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What are you crazy!?!? Women are lovely wonderful beautiful creatures... and so loving and caring... *cry* *dresses in a pink tutu* It's okay, you’re a pretty girl too.... Pretty girl.... not an UGLY MAN! *cry*
Edit: What? I watch anime! Of course I have gender confusion!
Posted on 2004-04-15 18:02:40 (last edited on 2004-04-15 18:04:22)
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rpgking
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Well, one thing's for sure. An anime fanboy is much more sane than a furry. :P
Posted on 2004-04-15 19:51:26 (last edited on 2004-04-15 19:51:38)
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KilloZapit
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Hay, I am not a "fanboy" I just watch the goddamned things every once and a while. Even occasional viewing of anime is enough to confuse even the most rock solid male into thinking he might be a girl and you know it! Okay, Okay, so I watch quite a lot of the junk, but only on cartoon network! And occasionally a tape that my sister rents. My sister is a true fangirl though let me tell you. Real yaoi freak.
Posted on 2004-04-15 20:05:56
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TomT64
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*I* want to "bang" real girls >8>D
Posted on 2004-04-15 20:10:49
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Troupe
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I decided to ignore that line. Stop trying to weaken my argument by making me seem picky. You're talking about wanting to have SEX with CARTOONS. That's disgusting.
But honestly I know you were just joking, I'm just posting because its Castle Heck and its cool!
Grue! OMFG right on!
Posted on 2004-04-15 20:28:41
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Alex
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SEX with CARTOONS. That's disgusting
Technically speaking, sex with a cartoon (were it possible) would be far more hygienic than with a real person. Therefore less disgusting. But disgusting is not necessarily a bad thing. :)
Posted on 2004-04-15 21:18:28
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rpgking
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Yes, imaginary sex is far more hygienic.
Posted on 2004-04-15 23:16:10
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Troupe
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HAH!
We here at VERGE are experts of imaginary sex.
Posted on 2004-04-16 01:49:21
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arias
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Yes, imaginary sex is far more hygienic.
Well, it depends whether you've washed Mr. Right Hand.
Posted on 2004-04-16 01:51:59
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KilloZapit
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I decided to ignore that line. Stop trying to weaken my argument by making me seem picky. You're talking about wanting to have SEX with CARTOONS. That's disgusting.
What, you think I want to wiggle my weenie at the TV and splooge all over it when my favorite show comes on? Or violate pieces of papers that have hot girls drawn on them? No. No I don't. Would I bang them if say, I was sucked into an alternate universe where they were real? Yes. Yes I would. And I honestly fail to see the problem with that.
But honestly I know you were just joking, I'm just posting because its Castle Heck and its cool!
Of course. I was just joking... Y-Yeah! :P
Posted on 2004-04-16 02:37:08 (last edited on 2004-04-16 02:43:03)
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