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Interference22

A shame sir didn't go for the obvious gag:

"Duck? Well, if you can fit it in a glass, I'll drink it."

The duck surprise is infact twelve (12) manic depressive ducks dressed in dinner jackets being towed down a large hill behind a combine harvester before being marinated in white wine vinegar and mailed to Poland.

Kind of ruined the surprise there, didn't I? Bugger.

Posted on 2004-04-23 01:56:38

Alex

A shame sir didn't go for the obvious gag:

I was making a Fawlty Towers reference! Do I have to call you a philistine again?

EDIT: Hmm, you knew that, didn't you? I'm confused now. No wait... er, no, I'm still confused.

Posted on 2004-04-23 01:59:28 (last edited on 2004-04-23 02:15:53)

Interference22

Hmm, you knew that, didn't you? I'm confused now. No wait... er, no, I'm still confused.

Ha! Hahaha-- Yes, that probably is confusing. Its a case of knowing whether to run with a reference or pick it up and throw it into someone's salad. The Fawlty Towers joke is less effective out of context. Or something. Yargh.

Posted on 2004-04-23 02:08:07

Alex

Ah yes. I always choose to blindly run with these things, with no consideration for the safety of others. So I shall probably soon be mentioning Sydney Opera House, the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically... etc. A warning in advance.

Posted on 2004-04-23 02:15:43

Interference22

Wildebeest are funny anywhere. Especially shopping centres.

Posted on 2004-04-23 02:19:32

Alex

The same could probably be said of the others, but I've never seen Sydney Opera House doing a spot of shopping, so I wouldn't know.

Posted on 2004-04-23 02:29:56

Troupe

Qiviut-

The soft, light brown, under layer of hair of the musk ox.

Posted on 2004-04-23 02:32:17

Alex

"Ehk"

A horse or zebra foal born with only one working lung.

Posted on 2004-04-25 14:57:06

Troupe

I pray for the sake of humanity that is not a real word.

Posted on 2004-04-26 03:07:46


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