High School Senior Prom
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Kildorf
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If you look at the word long enough it starts to look like porn king.
I noticed that too, but I wasn't sure I wanted to point it out in case I was the only one.
Posted on 2004-04-26 15:54:39
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mcgrue
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Prom King
Pron King
Porn King
Porking
Pork
Ham.
All roads lead back to Ham.
Posted on 2004-04-26 16:15:56
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loretian
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All roads lead back to Ham.
That's so weird! Because this weekend, a cop illegally raided and searched my apartment!
Anyway, it was like an episode of COPS and I was a black man from the ghetto. I had no rights and they didn't need a warrant.
The point is though, he looked exactly like Farve ("You mean Shenigans?" and he smelt like ham. Also he looked like a fat ham.
And I dropped out of high school and never went to senior prom because of that.
Posted on 2004-04-26 17:21:54
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Omni
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Prom*king, n. Title denoting one who is elected representative as the ideal male prom date based on participation, school spirit, favor with the majority racial demographic at the high school in question, football team involvement, or popularity. [read: football team involvement]
Posted on 2004-04-26 21:19:39
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Alex
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Hmm... an elected king? That's a bit of a strange concept isn't it?
Posted on 2004-04-26 22:01:30
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mcgrue
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Really?
Who's dumb enough to let a cop in without a warrant?
EVERY DRUNK COLLEGE AGE KID SHOULD KNOW THEIR RIGHTS.
Posted on 2004-04-26 22:04:50
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Actinium
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whoops
Posted on 2004-04-26 23:22:44 (last edited on 2008-04-28 17:24:33)
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loretian
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Who's dumb enough to let a cop in without a warrant?
We told him he couldn't enter without a warrant, and he came in anyway. What are we supposed to do? Attack him?
Here is the transcript of what occured (keep in mind this is from pieces of both mine and Smallz' memory, so the accuracy is a bit questionable)
2 AM - Smallz arrives home from work
Smallz and Joe happily share several shots of orange juice. At times, a little bit of the vodka seeps in and thusly, they become slightly inebriated.
3 AM - Realizing he is in fact the superior man of the homestead, Joe declares to Smallz that he's too short and too fat to make anything of himself.
3:01 AM - Joe takes one to the gut.
3:30 AM - A strange knocking occurs. Quietly, Smallz creeps to the door, and looks out the peephole.
Most likely seeing his shadow, the fat-man-in-a-suit-with-a-small-penis declares "Let me the fuck in."
Smallz opens the door, and Joe stands next to him, ready to aid his friend.
pig: "Is there anyone else in here?"
us: "No."
pig: "I'm going to search the place."
us: "Do you have a warrant?"
pig: "I don't need a warrant."
us: "You can't come in here without a warrant."
pig: "I don't need a warrant"
The fat man with a small penis proceeds to walk through us. Being one normal, slightly skinny sized human being, and one short, fat human being, we presented little challenge to the fat man with a small penis.
pig: "Now sit over there, RIGHT NOW."
Drunk, but righteously angered, Joe declares
"But in 1492, when Columbus sailed the ocean blue, he did then discover America, home of the American Indians, and by God, if they have rights, we shall too!"
The pig shot Joe in a concise rebuttal! Blood flew and virgins everywhere cried a thousand tears.
Okay, those last two things didn't happen. And I'm not slightly skinny anymore, I'm grossly overweight and I don't have any teeth.
Anyway, he searched, somehow blatantly missed the ong-bay, and left.
Today, Smallz called management and they fired him, apparently he fucked up other things and didn't even log that he raped our rights in the log book.
Posted on 2004-04-26 23:37:27 (last edited on 2004-04-27 01:54:19)
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Troupe
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TAKE THAT, PIG!
Wait... pig?! From pig cometh ham, and from ham cometh... EFFULGENCE!
Posted on 2004-04-26 23:43:38
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mcgrue
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Whoa. He forced his way in? Stupid guy.
Was this a rentacop?
Posted on 2004-04-26 23:44:29
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loretian
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Was this a rentacop?
Yeah. I updated my previous message with more info too.
Posted on 2004-04-26 23:58:57
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mcgrue
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Man, wtf. That's messed up! :o
Farba 4 SERIOS.
Posted on 2004-04-27 01:40:22
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Khross
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That fat bastard.
Posted on 2004-04-27 02:51:35
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andy
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Getting him fired makes it all better.
Posted on 2004-04-27 07:38:33
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Troupe
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Aye, the sweet taste of retribution.
And at least he had a small penis.
Posted on 2004-04-27 13:39:12
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loretian
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Yeah! And what's more, I found out many of the recent weed busts had been due to this guy (the old rent-a-cop was totally cool), probably because he violated the rights of many other pot-smoking fornicators. I think the whole apartment floor is going to celebrate him being gone.
Posted on 2004-04-28 18:16:06
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Troupe
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What does fornication have to do wi-... oh.
Posted on 2004-04-28 19:19:58
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Technetium
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I thought this thread said "High school senior porn"... Needless to say, I was disappointed with the actual thread content.
Posted on 2004-05-01 23:50:20
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Troupe
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DESEPSHUN!
Posted on 2004-05-02 00:03:22
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