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ThinIce

I must've scared them away =\
Moved from WA to my good ol' hometown in MN.
Life couldn't be better... well it could be but that's one of the few things nerds have to pass up....

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ok I lied... infact I'm just fat and no chick would like me....
















I'm more on the chubby/hefty side really come to think of it....



















Not fat.... a bit of exercise... but I'm only 16 so I'll rot a bit longer....
















besides I want a chick who will like me for who I am...


which would mean that she'd be fat too....



god I'm depressed now! I blame this on my parents...

Posted on 2004-04-07 16:31:00

Troupe

I blame McDonald's.


POLL:
R U FAT?

Posted on 2004-04-07 17:43:15

loretian

MN eh? Where in MN? You should hit the next VergeCon!

Poll reponse:
Nein. My body refuses to gain weight, despite my best efforts. Also, my constant sex and masturbation helps me burn off the burgers from Whiteys and White Castle! I blame my genes.

Posted on 2004-04-07 20:30:31

mcgrue

It has already been agreed that the next vcon will not be in MN, Lore. You really should make it to more of the stockholders meetings ;)

Posted on 2004-04-07 20:53:28

loretian

...

What about Iowa then?

It'd better not be some lame state, like NY or Missouri or Texas or whatever other states you people live in.

Posted on 2004-04-07 21:11:24

mcgrue

I looked at god's source code for reality...


if( MN.gay <= (NY.gay + MO.gay + TX.gay) ) {
Rapture();
Earth.SetOwner( satan );
Exit(666);
} else {
BusinessAsUsual();
}

Posted on 2004-04-07 21:19:29

loretian

I hacked reality and replaced that bit of code with this:

McGrue.shutTheFuckUpAndStopSlanderingHomosexuals();

Additionally, what state are we thinking of now? It'd better be within walking distance.....

Posted on 2004-04-07 22:25:36

ThinIce

hah,
I'm living in a small town called "Fergus Falls"; it's about 50 miles east of Fargo, ND right along the highway.

And as for reality...

Reality.state(makeof(life));

Posted on 2004-04-07 23:09:04

Troupe

Hahah Grue, thats incredibly badass.

Have it in Texas! Wait, better yet, don't have it at all. I'd rather not be subjected to several days of people whining about the finer points of rendering entities, cross-blitting atmospheres, and calculating cosine waves.

Posted on 2004-04-08 01:51:20

el_desconocido

Whenever I try to compile my life I get:
system.vc(20) reality is not a recognized keyword or identifier.

Do I need to add:
#define reality 42

Or is that supposed be fixed in the next release?

[spelling]

Posted on 2004-04-08 01:53:07 (last edited on 2004-04-08 01:54:42)

mcgrue

Have it in Texas! Wait, better yet, don't have it at all. I'd rather not be subjected to several days of people whining about the finer points of rendering entities, cross-blitting atmospheres, and calculating cosine waves.


Good! Because that doesn't usually happen. We'll instead all drink and Lore will sleep through the whole thing.

Posted on 2004-04-08 02:26:10

ThinIce

Lets admit it guys.... there was, and is no vergecon. It's a hoax...

<watches the black helicopters land in his lawn>

Posted on 2004-04-08 02:33:44 (last edited on 2004-04-08 02:35:05)

loretian

I've been to Fergus Falls. Great party town! :)

Posted on 2004-04-08 15:04:10 (last edited on 2004-04-08 15:04:11)

Troupe

Awesome Grue! We must just drink so much that we forget it ever happened, to maintain our veil of VERGE secrecy.

Posted on 2004-04-08 17:40:50

loretian

I'd like to point out I slept *and* drank.

And I think me "sleeping through the whole thing" partially had to do with the fact that I went to bed at a reasonable hour, instead of staying up playing video games until 5 AM. ^_~

Posted on 2004-04-08 18:13:35

Omni

Heh. 42. That's great :)

What about deep in the Sunbelt? North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia?

Posted on 2004-04-08 21:38:41

Troupe

Too bad we don't know the question which 42 answers...

Posted on 2004-04-08 23:47:29

el_desconocido

Too bad we don't know the question which 42 answers...
The question is "What is seven squared?", if I recall correctly.

Posted on 2004-04-09 03:08:06

ThinIce

42 Answers all..

Posted on 2004-04-09 08:57:19

Troupe

7^2 = 49
7*6 = 42

And if you're talking about Hitchhiker's Guide, the real question is never discovered.

That is of course only if that's what you're referring to, I guess you could have come up with 42 randomly.

Posted on 2004-04-09 18:31:41


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