ThinIce
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Clean your mind out and re-read.
Posted on 2005-05-09 12:24:10
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Khross
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It's called twisting your words omg.
Posted on 2005-05-09 17:57:07
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ThinIce
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Yes, it is twising my words. :D
Posted on 2005-05-09 18:04:38
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Khross
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yes.
Posted on 2005-05-09 20:14:05
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ThinIce
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Descriminating against my sexual preferences? Ya' close minded bastad'!
Posted on 2005-05-09 22:26:18
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Khross
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Ham sucks. Turkey rules.
Posted on 2005-05-10 16:49:29
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mcgrue
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I'm with Khross on this one.
Unless it's Black Forest Ham. De-fucking-licious.
Posted on 2005-05-10 17:24:23
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Kildorf
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I'm actually partial to chicken, myself. I still stand by my controversial 'Ham > Drunk' equation, though.
Posted on 2005-05-10 18:27:59
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Gayo
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Corn.
Posted on 2005-05-11 01:12:35
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loretian
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Quote:Originally posted by Gayo
Corn.
Oh no you di'int!
Posted on 2005-05-11 18:00:08 (last edited on 2005-05-11 18:00:25)
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Khross
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I'm actually eating a ham sandwich right now, but only because there's no other lunch meat available.
And what's all this bullshit about ham being better than alcohol, you Amish fucks?
Posted on 2005-05-11 19:48:34
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Kildorf
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Quote:Originally posted by Khross
And what's all this bullshit about ham being better than alcohol, you Amish fucks? Think about it this way:
Eat way too much ham, and you get sick.
Drink way too much alcohol, and you start karaoke-ing*.
I think my point is made.
Anyway, the Ham > Drunk thing was in The Drunk Thread. It's simple math.
* Note that certain individuals post on Internet message boards instead of engaging in karaoke. This is not necessarily an improvement.
Posted on 2005-05-11 20:55:33
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Khross
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Ham doesn't magically transform dismal reality into a delightful spectacle of wonderment, though.
Then again, ham doesn't delude you into thinking you're a badass motherfucker that doesn't have to take shit from anyone either.
STILL, I THINK ALCOHOL WINS
Posted on 2005-05-12 00:52:55
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Rysen
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See, alcohol just makes me extremely talkative. One of my best friends is a dancer and the first night I met her was at a new years party where I was extremely intoxicated. I had recently watched Michael Flatley's Lord of the Dance, and being a lover of all things celtic, fell in love with the music. Upon learning she was a dancer at the party I began to confess my undying love for the Lord of the Dance soundtrack to her, except, I forgot the soundtrack part, and thus ended up aquiring the nickname 'Lord of the Dance', for my final years of high school.
THANK YOU ALCOHOL.
Also, this marks my first entry into this thread and I'm gonna say that Turkey > Ham despite the inevitable stoneing I shall receive.
Posted on 2005-05-12 04:31:57 (last edited on 2005-05-12 04:32:57)
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mcgrue
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Welcome to the End of Days, Rysen!
Posted on 2005-05-12 14:47:06
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loretian
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Quote:Originally posted by Kildorf
* Note that certain individuals post on Internet message boards instead of engaging in karaoke. This is not necessarily an improvement.
So you're saying... 'certain individuals' get drunk, and then do exactly what they'd be doing anyway?
Posted on 2005-05-12 18:36:05
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Kildorf
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Quote:Originally posted by loretian
Quote:Originally posted by Kildorf
* Note that certain individuals post on Internet message boards instead of engaging in karaoke. This is not necessarily an improvement. So you're saying... 'certain individuals' get drunk, and then do exactly what they'd be doing anyway? True, but I'm sure an examination of samples from a control group vs. 'while drunk' group would be very different from a vs. 'while eating ham' group.
Posted on 2005-05-12 18:58:25
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mcgrue
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Ham. Drunk. What's the difference?
Posted on 2005-05-13 00:17:23
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Khross
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Kids these days are 'tripping out' on Turkey, as it contains the noxious and mind-altering substance tryptophan-- a scourge that is sweeping across America.
To all of the teenagers out there, I just want to say be careful. It's all laughs and promiscuous sex now, but that Turkey dinner could be your last.
ONLY A NERD EATS BIRD.
Posted on 2005-05-15 18:57:57
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ThinIce
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Ironically enough, to be frank I actually avoid Ham/Pig products like a plague. The only thing I can't turn down is bacon.
Everything else, nadda.
Blasphemy eh'?
Posted on 2005-05-15 22:49:26
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