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ThinIce

Lets shoot for 1000...

Let's share mugshots!
Starting with me:

Posted on 2005-03-23 17:56:41

Interference22

Wow. ThinIce, you worry me even more than usual. Considering that usually I think you're *highly* worrying.

Posted on 2005-03-23 18:17:30

Bitmonkey

Walnuts with ham:

ingrediants:
-Pig
-Walnuts

1. Kill pig
2. roast dead pig
3. sprikle walnuts on pig's corpse

Posted on 2005-03-25 22:09:36

ThinIce

Help stop the evil!!




















THAT'S RIGHT! JOIN YOUR LOCAL SEAL CLUBBER CLUB TODAY AND GET IT ON THE ANNUAL CANADIAN SEAL CULL!

These evil animals must be stopped!

Posted on 2005-03-31 11:55:44

Interference22

'I get my kicks hitting seals with sticks.'
(Bumper sticker now available)

Ridiculous, but it reminds me how much I love it when people on TV news broadcasts over-use the word 'evil' when talking about people and situations that they don't understand.

'Videogames are EVIL!'
'Allowing someone to die is EVIL!'
'Stop this EVIL EVIL. It's EVIL!'

Evil is grossly overrated.

Posted on 2005-03-31 16:17:28

Ness

Google is evil! they want to take over the world and steal your DNA!

But they are going to increase the size of my gmail account to inf+1. About an equal trade off I'd say.

Posted on 2005-04-01 10:27:52

Interference22

These days, Google won't do anything unless the end result is something they can sell. Already, Kazakstani businessmen are reading your e-mails in the hope they'll find something that indicates what sort of toilet paper you prefer so they can market accordingly.

Lock the doors and stick the house phone in the fish tank.

Posted on 2005-04-01 17:05:59

ThinIce

Ssh... they're already watching us!

Posted on 2005-04-02 14:36:24

Thebrog

I FIND HAM EROTIC......well dont you.............oh dear.....im now leaving...

Posted on 2005-04-04 05:15:09

Interference22

Quote:Originally posted by Thebrog

I FIND HAM EROTIC......well dont you.............oh dear.....im now leaving...


Nice to see you're getting into the feel of things around here. In just a few short days, you may even find yourself accosting people in the street screaming 'Pandas ate my crochet lawn!!' and occasionally trying to hurl yourself in front of moving vehicles.

Posted on 2005-04-04 18:17:04

Thebrog

I look forward to all of that and more! By the way im sure as i became very tired last night watching Fire Fly i saw a naked Captain Mel sitting on a rock! Am i going MAD or does that actually happen?????!!

Posted on 2005-04-05 14:38:08

Interference22

Quote:Originally posted by Thebrog

I look forward to all of that and more! By the way im sure as i became very tired last night watching Fire Fly i saw a naked Captain Mel sitting on a rock! Am i going MAD or does that actually happen?????!!


Yeah, that happened. I see your crash-course in Firefly is going well. And it's 'Mal.'

Posted on 2005-04-05 16:41:47

Thebrog

Ah mal, bugger, im unhappy just had to pay my mum £200 for 2 months keep.......

Posted on 2005-04-06 11:58:23

ThinIce


Michael Jackson of the dog world?

Posted on 2005-05-05 13:52:50 (last edited on 2005-05-05 13:53:20)

Khross

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE HLABAGUAGA

Posted on 2005-05-05 14:06:20

ThinIce

I'd do it..

Posted on 2005-05-05 14:12:56

loretian

WTF WTF

Posted on 2005-05-05 15:23:03

CrazyAznGamer

HAM PORN!!!!
AHHHHHHH!!!!
IT BURNS!!!!
IT BURNS!!!!

Posted on 2005-05-08 16:35:17

Interference22

This thread is officially into the realms of the uber-weird, somewhat worrying and far too bloody large. If it gets any bigger, the Internet will probably collapse into an enormous gravity well.

Posted on 2005-05-09 04:20:00

Khross

Quote:Originally posted by ThinIce

I'd do it..


You'd fuck that thing?

HOW/WHY ARE YOU ALLOWED TO WALK THE STREETS

Posted on 2005-05-09 04:21:21


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