OMG! The official dirty/terrible limmerick thread!!!!!11
mcgrue
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Posted by Tatzen: You're all fags.
...hey, that didn't rhyme!
Posted on 2004-02-13 03:24:50
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Snowman
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There once was a limerick chime
Who used any word that would rhyme
The dog flew away
and quite lovely I say
For all the good trees are sublime
Posted on 2004-02-13 04:31:39
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anonymous
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There once was a man named Tatsumi.
He was fat.
[Edit: DAMNIT. Hi I am toen and the site does not like to keep me logged in!]
Posted on 2004-02-13 06:06:09 (last edited on 2004-02-13 06:07:57)
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Tatzen
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There once was man named Tatsumi.
He was fat.
Oh wait.
You already used that one.
He was fat and tall.
Now it's original!
Posted on 2004-02-13 09:10:48
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loretian
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This may be a bore
But I'm really not sure
do limericks always have five lines
that scuttle along with only two rhymes?
And your mother's a whore
Posted on 2004-02-13 15:33:39
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mcgrue
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Yeah, They're
A
A
B
B
A
rhymes, I think.
Posted on 2004-02-13 19:53:00
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loretian
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Well, I'm sorry to say
That's pretty gay
I choose to abort the norm
And not conform
And do something new
I will live to be true
To what's in my heart
and not just play my part
And I only said gay
because it's rhymes with say
No offense to the homosexuals
I'm not so good with conceptuals
But aabba is retard.
ed.
Posted on 2004-02-13 20:14:56 (last edited on 2004-02-13 20:15:48)
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loretian
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'cause I see you
comin' 'round
head to the ground
like a bitch-hound
with prey to be found
and i go down
pound for pound
and hear the sound
laughter from your mound
my love knows no bounds
TERRIBLE
Posted on 2004-02-13 20:21:59
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mcgrue
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God, I love that avatar. Falthorn's a king amoung kings.
Posted on 2004-02-13 20:47:51
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loretian
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Indeed Falthorn be a king
I hope he takes many queens
But ask you I must,
cause I'm going for bust
aren't you off-topic (too much green?)
Posted on 2004-02-13 21:40:43
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Actinium
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LORE you whore! king doesn't rhyme with queens and green!
Posted on 2004-02-13 22:10:26
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loretian
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YES IT DOES
If you pronounce it right.
^_~
Posted on 2004-02-13 22:29:09
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loretian
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Bah. It's close enough for me.
When I say it sounds like they rhyme!
Damnit.
You need to think of it more as rapping than actual proper limerick writing.
Posted on 2004-02-13 22:29:47 (last edited on 2004-02-13 22:30:57)
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mcgrue
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Off topic, perhaps I may be
But I covered my ass yes in-deedy
With a small clever edit
(and if you check I'm indebted)
I changed the topic in title via 'Re:'
Posted on 2004-02-13 23:20:09
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vecna
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beta does not rhyme with data
Posted on 2004-02-14 05:02:00
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mcgrue
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beta
data
It'll do, pig... it'll do.
Posted on 2004-02-14 16:57:46
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mcgrue
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I think that since this thread is higher up on the listing, we've firmly established that limmericks > pandas.
Posted on 2004-02-18 00:56:19
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Toen
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There once was a man named PENIS
Who PENIS so PENIS he PENIS
When he PENIS his PENIS
He walked to the PENIS
And PENIS a PENIS PE-NIS
Posted on 2004-02-26 11:00:08
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mcgrue
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You have learned well, my young padawan... but you are not a fagg0r yet.
Posted on 2004-02-26 11:16:58
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Tatzen
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You have learned well, my young padawan... but you are not a fagg0r yet.
Grue will teach you the art of homo.
Posted on 2004-02-28 03:16:13
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