OMG! The official dirty/terrible limmerick thread!!!!!11
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mcgrue
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In the spirit of starting this forum off on the wrong foot... here's a bad ideal that was ultimatly Actinium's fault. Blame him. ;)
There once was a coder named vecna
who did something that rhymed with vecna;
He thought that beta,
didn't rhyme with dat!aÿV
and I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.
Posted on 2004-02-12 05:03:47
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Toen
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I think the only correct response to this is SHUT UP NOW
Posted on 2004-02-12 05:30:59
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harry
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I AGREEE
Posted on 2004-02-12 06:14:14
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Toen
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harry is a stupid fucker
Posted on 2004-02-12 06:15:51
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harry
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why the hell is my name harry. ;_;
Posted on 2004-02-12 06:18:42
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Tatzen
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test
Posted on 2004-02-12 06:20:54
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mcgrue
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There once was an admin named grue
Who altered the database entry for you
Your user I.D.
And Harry's, you see,
Got confused when the old became new.
Posted on 2004-02-12 06:21:18
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Tatzen
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I hate you with all my soul.
[Editor's note: Lies. Hatred is paradoxically how tatsumi expresses love.]
Posted on 2004-02-12 06:22:14 (last edited on 2004-02-12 06:23:35)
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Toen
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I hate you with all my soul.
Seconded.
Posted on 2004-02-12 08:26:30
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mcgrue
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Limmericks are way better than pandas.
Posted on 2004-02-12 15:51:36
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Toen
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NOTHING is way better than pandas.
Posted on 2004-02-12 19:08:42
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mcgrue
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An angry panda from warcraft 3
one day went on a killing spree.
Innocent bystanders flayed,
and girls unwillingly spayed,
That's what happens when pandas run free!
...I need to work on this whole 'meter' thing.
Posted on 2004-02-12 19:34:38
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loretian
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One fine morning, a new day,
when the wind did stay and the feeling was gay,
awoke did aen, get up from his layin'
and doth find himself sayin', what can I be namin?
And to be fair, he has done his share,
but alone he remains, with only a pear
So where do the dirty words arise?
Surpise, they rise now but how?
Fuck, shit, cock, balls
welcome to the monkey hall
Cum on your blouse
welcome to the monkey house.
Posted on 2004-02-12 20:05:25 (last edited on 2004-02-13 16:20:13)
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Toen
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I am officially pooping on this thread now.
Posted on 2004-02-12 20:12:57
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mcgrue
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Whoever would have thought that Masta 'T' would ever begrue a rhyming match?
[Edit: completly unintentional... I meant begrudge]
Posted on 2004-02-12 21:12:47 (last edited on 2004-02-12 21:13:16)
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Actinium
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There once was a dude named Lore
I made his rear end quite sore
When I was done
I browsed The Hun
And your mom is a whore!
Posted on 2004-02-12 22:29:49
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Actinium
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I knew a man named Esk
In a strip club he worked the front desk
He got a lot of hoes
Overwhelmed he went OHNOES!
One at a time he banged and said next!
Posted on 2004-02-12 22:33:26
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Etir
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There once was a man named McGrue
Who clearly didn't know what to do
You could look at the post
which he editted most
and the default theme here makes me spew!
Posted on 2004-02-12 22:49:35
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zaril
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There once was a guy who was me
Better than he there can nay be
He owns your bases and collects your score
Like grue says your mom's a whore
and your father smells of cat poop.
mmmm.
oh... test.
Posted on 2004-02-13 02:51:55 (last edited on 2004-02-13 02:53:23)
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Tatzen
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You're all fags.
Posted on 2004-02-13 02:57:14
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