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Interference22
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anyone
Posted on 2004-08-14 23:55:18
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Overkill
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would
Posted on 2004-08-15 01:08:43
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Interference22
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smoke
Posted on 2004-08-15 01:13:06
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Overkill
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hermaphroditic
Posted on 2004-08-15 01:18:20
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Alex
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herring
Posted on 2004-08-15 18:16:45
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Ness
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oil
Posted on 2004-08-15 18:40:24
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Rysen
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is a
Posted on 2004-08-15 19:37:28
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Interference22
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question they
Posted on 2004-08-15 23:22:24
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Alex
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decided to
Posted on 2004-08-15 23:29:47
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Interference22
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answer.
Posted on 2004-08-15 23:34:33
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Alex
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It's all over? Then I suggest we send this thread to the Booker Prize Committee at once.
Posted on 2004-08-18 21:23:07
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Interference22
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Quote:Originally posted by Alex
It's all over? Then I suggest we send this thread to the Booker Prize Committee at once.
Can I suggest writing it on the back of an old sofa in black emulsion and submitting it to the Tate Modern?
Posted on 2004-08-18 23:08:35
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Troupe
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Did anyone else notice how horribly incorrect the last sentence was?
Posted on 2004-08-18 23:33:40
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Alex
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I don't think the second sentence even was a sentence, by the definition of the word...
Posted on 2004-08-18 23:44:35
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Interference22
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Quote:Originally posted by Alex
I don't think the second sentence even was a sentence, by the definition of the word...
It was clearly an attempt to display a radical new vision of language, whereby nothing makes any sense any more. We shall call this phenomenon a "Party Political Broadcast on Behalf of the Labour Party."
No, wait..
Posted on 2004-08-19 00:34:42 (last edited on 2004-08-19 00:35:22)
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torin
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I think sentence 3 was a run-on sentence.
New V3 compo: Take this story and make a VERGE game out of it.
Posted on 2004-08-19 01:49:49
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Kildorf
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And just to make it easy for everyone:
With the power of imagination, the VERGErs wrote:
Suddenly hemaphrodites ganged up on a gigantic imaginary man-eating grue who knew the way to another reproductive organ that was nefariously designed to produce quantum chromodynamics without exceeding bladder capacities that were suspiciously higher than the Metatron's blood-sugar. The eupeptic computer ran a simulation of cats that killed the hemaphrodites' libidos. They slept under a vermillion sky when the world was finally exploded the simulation of angsty ended. Why anyone would smoke hemaphroditic herring oil is a question they decided to answer.
I suppose it could almost make grammatical sense with the addition of a few semi colons or something. It sure as hell doesn't make any other sort of sense, though. It's kind of funny that half the "story" is the first sentence.
Anyway, this story reminds me of a story written by RACTER after it's been talking to, alternately, a fourteen-year-old and a physicist. Which I think says something about the VERGE community.
Posted on 2004-08-19 03:29:45
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