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mcgrue

Drinking on someone else's expense account: priceless.

Doing it the night before a big interview: RETARDED.

Posted on 2005-09-22 02:46:46

loretian

What the fuck happened to this thread?

So, a guy walks into a bar, and he says "what do you got on tap?" and the bartender says "superpussy" and he says "I'll take three!"

Posted on 2005-11-09 18:24:31

yhnmzwcs

<joke>
Thirty people walk into a bar.
The bartender announces that the bar is three people over maximum occupancy.
A minister, a priest, and a rabbi walk out of the bar.
</joke>

Posted on 2005-11-09 22:35:20

mcgrue

I am in a apartment I've never been in before.

My friend who just moved here s passed out on the floor.

...

Guess why I'm posting in this thread.

Woo.

Posted on 2005-11-26 02:57:24

loretian

when it all boils down you're gonna find in the end
a bitch is a bitch but a dog is a man's best friend
so what, you find a ho that you like...
but you can't make a ho a housewife

FUCKING WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GODAMN.

Mao Tse Tung said: Change must come: change must come through the barrel of a gun

Posted on 2005-11-26 20:02:15

loretian

A long time ago, we used to be friends
if ever again, I greeting I send
short and sweet I intend
a long time ago, we used to be friends.

FUCKING BITCHES. WHORES. GODAMN.

Posted on 2005-11-26 20:30:14

Rysen

...women troubles lore? :P

Posted on 2005-11-26 22:56:05

loretian

Quote:
Originally posted by Rysen

...women troubles lore? :P



No :P

But I hate them all. Mostly. Actually, I still have faith that one or two may have a soul.

Posted on 2005-11-26 23:32:20

mcgrue

Faith is when you believe in something that there's absolutely no evidence to back it up!

Posted on 2005-11-27 00:32:53


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