play with your mom?

So... that's how it is in their family.

</Bueller>

I've never been drunk in my entire life. Actually, I have not consumed enough alcohol in my entire life combined to even get 1/20th of the way to being drunk.

I tasted beer once. It tastes...icky.

Labatt's is a passable mass-produced beer, but I don't like it.

However, the most wonderful beer that one day may be nationwide is the United States' oldest beer: Yuengling

Puts a damper on the old whiney argument that we don't have any good beers domestically. And anyone saying that hasn't really looked around much; there's tons of microbrews and the such.

Also always enjoyable are newcastle, and if you're a man, there's only one true beer.

I have not yet expanded my knowledge of beers to mainland europe or beyond, but I hear that as I drink my way eastward, the best is yet to come.

You got good taste in beer, Grue. Yuengling is pretty good. Newcastle and Harp are both good. Guiness is cool ,but I'm not always in the mood. Great for car bombs tho.

Thanks for your support, grenideer.

Guinness is the milk that God's daughter produces.

High Life is the Champagne of beers that's cheap and taste great, if you ignore the flavor.

Now, whiskey, whiskey is like an elemental of it's own right. Nothing beats a shot of whiskey. My liquor needs are basic, if there's more than two types of ingredients mixed in, I get confused and usually end up missing my face altogether as I attempt to drink.

Of course, this doesn't include Irish Car Bombs, which are like the God's daughter's milk mixed with Satan's feces and some coffee that the secretary at my work makes. Despite needing one extra step to drink, I've found that this extra step is natural like the movements my body makes when I'm alone with a girl; to quote Steve Martin and Shakespeare: free your mind and your body will follow.

Goldschlogger still makes me want to throwup, though I wonder if my body somehow uses the gold, or if I've got a gold buildup. Perhaps someone could excavate my remains and make a fortune off the golden nuggers now deep within my cavities.

But mainly, I just like High Life and Guinness.

That's another thing. If a liquor has a name too hard to for me to spell, then it's probably too complicated for me to drink. It took me long enough to figure out how to spell liquor for jeebus' sake.

Re beer: if you ever get the chance to try Fuller's Chocolate Ale, then do so because it's very nice, despite sounding like something a woman would drink. Made with real chocolate, and real beer.

HI

My name is Jimbo. Basically I have been following the VERGE scene for many many moons, well before V2, but have had very little to do with actually getting around to making games or anything like that. 8 and 16 bit Final Fantasys make me cream, especially FFIV. I played FFX a few months ago, like 2-3 years after it came out, and basically thought it was awful. I don't think Square is marketing to me like they may/may not have been 15 years ago, but that is natural in this world so no hard feelings.

Anyways this thread attracted me because I'm kind of drunk, but I was originally inspired to post something after reading aen's livejournal. Anyways, I'm sure a fair portion of people reading this have checked in on him and read about his experience with catheders. I have been trying to convey to people the sheer horror of catheders for years, after we had a special meeting some 6 years ago, but haven't been able to pull it off. Needless to say, aen nailed it. Catheders are the most god awful painful and embarassing and RIDICULOUSLY PAINFUL things of all time. Frankly I wish I had just pissed myself during my hospital stay. Although I guess I should be just wishing that my cousin and I hadn't dranken in the realm of 10 shots of 4 different liquors at the age of 15 which resulted in myself passing out in the middle of a street and almost getting run over. But hey I'm not the first person with a demented childhood. My special purpose burned for three days after the doctor pulled the tube out, which was in itself the most painful experience of my life even though I was three sheets to the wind when it happened.

So to sum up this awful post:

I still follow VERGE while remaining to give "0" back to the community

I believe in a world where we can create our own solid RPGs and send FFX-2 to the dumpster where it belongs

Don't start drinking until you are 16, which gives you some experience until you are 18, at which point you need to get a fake id and start associating at bars and pubs because that's where women incessantly flock to in search of a better life.

Well thats about all you are going to hear from me. Cheers bitches! Ima go steal some beer from my dad.

Yeah. So I've been on a cruise ship for almost a week now, and I've come the realization that it's just a plush, aircraft-carrier-sized bar. I tried some german beer which turned out to be discusting, and then some mexican beer later that was pretty good.. and then some other stuff like cocktails and wine... champagne, etc... Not once did I get drunk, or even buzzed... :\ I've realized that it takes a WHOLE LOT of alchohol to actually affect me in any way whatsoever.

So yeah. That's about it. My contribution to the drunk thread.