Alex
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This probably only applies in the United States though.
Ham ham ham.
EDIT: But don't quote me on that. :)
Posted on 2004-05-09 23:36:45 (last edited on 2004-05-09 23:38:55)
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ThinIce
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You have made 1 infingement on Ham™. Please make a paypal payment of $2 to hucklecom@attbi.com
Thank you.
Posted on 2004-05-10 00:06:47 (last edited on 2004-05-10 00:07:33)
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Alex
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I refuse to pay, because I claim ownership of the word "ham" too! You will hear from my lawyer in due course.
Posted on 2004-05-10 00:45:17
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ThinIce
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You can have ham, but I, have the trademark rights to Ham™.
So... pay up !
Posted on 2004-05-10 01:07:53
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Alex
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"Ham™" and "ham" are different words? In that case I owe nothing, for I used "ham". Which you have no claim over. I will not pay!
Posted on 2004-05-10 01:49:01
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el_desconocido
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If I'm not mistaken, theSpeedBump holds the copyright on ™, so you both owe him some snaps.
We interupt this post for an important news bulliten. (dee dee deet, dee dee deet, deet deet)
Dang... small world. Googled theSpeedBump to find his old page, where he may have mentioned copyrighting ™, and like the sixth result, is my own post! look for your self.
El
PS: Damn good job luring those robots, grue!
Posted on 2004-05-10 06:49:55
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Interference22
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Barney the Purple Dinosaur owns the copyright on the phrase "super-de-dooper," incidentally. What a moron.
Posted on 2004-05-10 09:30:54
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mcgrue
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I am now informing this thread that I do not, in fact, like Ham.
Posted on 2004-05-10 10:22:17
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Interference22
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Quote:Originally posted by mcgrue
I am now informing this thread that I do not, in fact, like Ham.
Damn straight. Ham is bland.
Posted on 2004-05-10 10:49:11
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Alex
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I'd like to inform this thread that I don't like this thread, even though I spend half my life posting in it.
Posted on 2004-05-10 12:07:51
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ThinIce
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Quote:Originally posted by Interference22
Quote:Originally posted by mcgrue
I am now informing this thread that I do not, in fact, like Ham.
Damn straight. Ham is bland.
I can expect $2 in fines from McGrue and you Interference for improper accreditation of Ham™.
Posted on 2004-05-10 13:46:48
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Troupe
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I am now trademarking the alphabet. Therefore you all owe me $0.000000000000001 per letter. So just keep posting, keeeep posting. Only 100 billion letters to go....
...
;_;
Posted on 2004-05-10 14:29:42
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Interference22
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Quote:Originally posted by ThinIce
Quote:Originally posted by Interference22
Quote:Originally posted by mcgrue
I am now informing this thread that I do not, in fact, like Ham.
Damn straight. Ham is bland.
I can expect $2 in fines from McGrue and you Interference for improper accreditation of Ham™.
Is that a registered trademark? Will it stand up in court?
Posted on 2004-05-11 09:35:44
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Troupe
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I don't see an "(R)" anywhere, so I'm going to assume its not. So now, I officially register Ham(R).
BOOM
turkey > ham
Posted on 2004-05-11 14:05:12
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ThinIce
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Quote:Originally posted by Troupe
I don't see an "(R)" anywhere, so I'm going to assume its not. So now, I officially register Ham(R).
BOOM
turkey > ham
fine with that as long as I see this in your posts:
Ham.™®
Posted on 2004-05-11 18:35:45
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Alex
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Actually, you don't need the ™ any more. Just "Ham®".
On a related note: I have also chosen a word, at random, to trademark for myself. That random word happens to be "ThinIce" (henceforth "ThinIce®"), so anyone caught using it without permission owes me their eternal soul. I grant permission for anyone to use this word as long as they don't claim it to be their name. You have been warned.
Posted on 2004-05-11 19:22:13
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Troupe
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Oh my god Alex, that is the greatest coincidence I have ever witnessed... We happen to have a ThinIce on THIS VERY BOARD. I AM BORED. DEROB. CAROB. CHOCOLATE. STRAWBERRY. CRANBERRY. HAM.
Posted on 2004-05-11 20:57:29
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ThinIce
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it's ok. This is a mere alias. Henceforth, I trademark the ALIAS AND NAME! AND WORD! Alex™
Posted on 2004-05-11 23:17:07
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Alex
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ThinIce™ may be your alias, but that's Ok, as an alias is still a name. So by posting here, you forfeit your soul. Yay! Who wants to buy the ownership of ThinIce™'s soul from me? Let the bidding commence!
EDIT: Troupe: That is quite CLEVER. CLEAVER. HAM.
Posted on 2004-05-11 23:38:52 (last edited on 2004-05-11 23:45:18)
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ThinIce
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Good fuckin luck!
Posted on 2004-05-12 14:16:50
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