Interference22
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Quote:Originally posted by Alex
I didn't say it, I was speculating on a fictional quote from the inventor of black pudding, whoever it was!
So technically, you did say it, then. *Sigh*
And there is absolutely nothing wrong with Black Pudding. Simply because you find its ingridients unsavoury doesn't mean that combined as a whole they do not provide an adequately tasty foodstuff.
Plenty of things are made from unsavoury ingredients but turn out good. Tried penicillin lately?
Posted on 2004-08-27 23:31:27
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Alex
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Good things can indeed be from unsavoury origins, but that doesn't mean black pudding should be counted amongst them. After all, if cooking raw sewage made it taste like peaches and cream that wouldn't necessarily make it a desirable food.
Posted on 2004-08-27 23:57:10
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Interference22
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Quote:Originally posted by Alex
Good things can indeed be from unsavoury origins, but that doesn't mean black pudding should be counted amongst them. After all, if cooking raw sewage made it taste like peaches and cream that wouldn't necessarily make it a desirable food.
Tell that to McDonalds.
Posted on 2004-08-28 00:02:37
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Gayo
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Well, if cooking raw sewage made it taste like peaches and cream and prevented one from getting horrible diseases from it, that'd be totally awesome.
Posted on 2004-08-28 00:53:44
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Troupe
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Quote:Originally posted by Gayo
Well, if cooking raw sewage made it taste like peaches and cream and prevented one from getting horrible diseases from it, that'd be totally awesome.
10 dollar prize to the first to come up with this process.
Posted on 2004-08-28 22:40:16
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Interference22
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Quote:Originally posted by Troupe
Quote:Originally posted by Gayo
Well, if cooking raw sewage made it taste like peaches and cream and prevented one from getting horrible diseases from it, that'd be totally awesome.
10 dollar prize to the first to come up with this process.
Just 10 dollars? You're gonna have to ask for much higher than that if you want edible shit, my friend.
Hmm. There's something wrong here, and I know it..
Posted on 2004-08-29 02:21:38
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Alex
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Ten dollars will be fine. Here's the process in full:
1. Take 1 pound of fresh raw sewage.
2. Strain the lumpy bits out, using a sieve or similar implement.
3. Place in pan and boil for twenty minutes.
4. Add sixteen gallons of concentrated extra-strength peach extract and stir vigorously.
5. Serve with cream.
Troupe, please send me my $10 before trying this. Other recipes are available on request for a similar price.
Posted on 2004-08-29 22:25:46
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Omni
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...You guys are making me sick.
Posted on 2004-08-29 22:37:20
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Interference22
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Other recipes?! Don't tell me you have Creme De La Urine Soup and Fermented Yak Stew step-by-step instructions too!
Posted on 2004-08-29 23:30:02
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Alex
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And none of them more unappetising than black pudding. ;)
Posted on 2004-08-30 00:01:38
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Interference22
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Quote:Originally posted by Alex
And none of them more unappetising than black pudding. ;)
Don't make me hit you. I can do that, you know. Right through your monitor. Just one phone call to Majestic 12..
Posted on 2004-08-30 00:03:42
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Troupe
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Alex, I'll send you a check as soon as you give me your address. Just note that after I try the recipe I will have you address.
Posted on 2004-08-31 04:09:17
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Alex
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In that case PayPal will do just fine. But as long as you use your own, er, waste... and don't go sharing, you won't catch or inflict any horrible diseases from this recipe. Enjoy, and let us know!
EDIT: Actually, I heard about someone or other who was adrift at sea or something and ended up eating... stuff that you wouldn't want to eat. There's not a whole lot of nutritional value, I'm sure* but apparently there's a bit. So if you're ever out of food and about to die of starvation... you know what to do.
*Apparently, rabbits aren't too good at digesting stuff, so there's still plenty of nutritional whatsname in their crap. And that's why they quite happily munch away on their own shit. I can't remember where I heard that, and possibly it wasn't even rabbits, but I'm pretty sure it was.
And before anyone accuses me of knowing rather more about shit than a normal person should, I propose a subject change... Ham anyone?
Posted on 2004-09-01 01:18:01 (last edited on 2004-09-01 01:28:40)
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Interference22
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Someone: "Alex, you don't know shit!"
Alex: "Actually, I think you'll find I do."
Posted on 2004-09-01 02:19:12
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ThinIce
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Posted on 2004-09-03 22:03:49 (last edited on 2004-09-04 03:20:48)
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ThinIce
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Lets not let this thread die quite yet >=)
Flamebait for the fish:
a. Bush won the debate.
b. Thank your mom for last night
c. mount st helens esplode!
Posted on 2004-10-03 08:24:59 (last edited on 2004-10-03 08:25:20)
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Troupe
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a. Kerry rocked Bush like he'd never been rocked before.
b. My mom says you're welcome but that your performance was unsatisfactory.
c. Be on the look out for a far more dangerous eruption from my wang!
Posted on 2004-10-04 00:22:56
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ThinIce
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a. I'm sure if bush did what kerry did he would have been better.
b. You're mom is too cheap to know the difference.
c. Yes, as soon as you get yours in the mail.
Posted on 2004-10-04 03:36:57
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Toen
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Quote: Originally posted by ThinIce
a. I'm sure if bush did what kerry did he would have been better.
b. You're mom is too cheap to know the difference.
c. Yes, as soon as you get yours in the mail.
Posted on 2004-10-04 08:39:44
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ThinIce
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It's Ocularific!
Posted on 2004-10-05 04:04:44
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