ThinIce
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For you PHP fans, (cock) is the new typecast!
if((int)$BEER === (cock)$BEER)
{
echo 'IT\'s BEER! HOORAY BEER!';
}
Posted on 2006-08-17 19:59:25 (last edited on 2006-08-17 20:01:10)
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choris
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Quote: Originally posted by ThinIce
echo 'IT\'s BEER! HOORAY BEER!';
Have you ever had Red Stripe? It's actually really good.
Posted on 2006-08-17 23:17:26 (last edited on 2006-08-17 23:18:12)
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ThinIce
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Nope, but I like the bottles =]
Posted on 2006-08-19 13:30:30
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choris
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cocks
Posted on 2006-08-29 03:11:14
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mcgrue
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also, cocks.
Posted on 2006-10-26 00:21:09
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choris
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If two cocks slap in the woods does either man admit to it?
Posted on 2006-10-27 01:15:58
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mcgrue
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Only if they're both gay and both worth bragging about to their own friends.
Posted on 2006-10-27 14:55:57
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Troupe
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HAM.
Posted on 2006-11-12 16:23:20
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mcgrue
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Did you just spam this ham thread with HAM?
Posted on 2006-11-13 13:57:00
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ThinIce
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Hey, besides being a meat or an email, Ham > Spam.
Posted on 2006-11-15 13:26:59
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choris
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Is it kosher for a jew to spam? If a jew phishes, does he call is gefilte-phish?
Posted on 2006-11-15 14:32:53
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Interference22
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Excellent. Jew jokes. I just don't get it. I understand more about the moon than I do about Jewish culture. Well, ok, I know who Jackie Mason and Woody Allen are. That's about it. In between extravagent candle holders and persecution at the hands of the Nazis there is one huge blank.
Posted on 2006-11-15 19:39:21
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choris
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Everything I never needed to learn about jews I learned from Larry David.
Posted on 2006-11-15 21:05:28
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ThinIce
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Hey, Grue - can you tell your mum she needs to come over and get her bra? She left it at my place last night.
Posted on 2006-11-17 00:11:53
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choris
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BURRRN.
Hey ThinIce, 1990 called, they want their joke back! I know because 1995 told me when I asked if I could borrow that one!
Posted on 2006-11-17 02:12:18
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Interference22
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Quote:Originally posted by choris
Everything I never needed to learn about jews I learned from Larry David.
Another bumper sticker in the making right there.
Oh, and 1987 called. Wrong number; I think he wanted the local Pizza Hut. Ho hum..
Posted on 2006-11-18 18:22:03
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RageCage
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She was voted by Almaty Chamber of Commerce as best sex in mouth. She is number 2, or 3, best prostitute in the country of Kazakhstan!
Posted on 2006-11-19 00:48:38
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choris
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Quote:Originally posted by Interference22
Quote:
Oh, and 1987 called. Wrong number; I think he wanted the local Pizza Hut. Ho hum..
You guys have pizza huts in Britian? Interesting. Do the english also demanded their crusts to be stuffed, and if so, what do they stuff them with? Minced Meat? Guiness? If you say cheese I'll be dissapointed.
Posted on 2006-11-19 01:28:24
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ThinIce
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TV quote time:
"Bunghole".
"Cornholio".
What TV show pioneered the usage of these fine words?
Posted on 2006-12-02 19:46:01
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mcgrue
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Barney Smith.
Posted on 2006-12-02 20:10:25
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