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ThinIce

For you PHP fans, (cock) is the new typecast!


if((int)$BEER === (cock)$BEER)
{
echo 'IT\'s BEER! HOORAY BEER!';
}

Posted on 2006-08-17 19:59:25 (last edited on 2006-08-17 20:01:10)

choris

Quote:Originally posted by ThinIce

echo 'IT\'s BEER! HOORAY BEER!';


Have you ever had Red Stripe? It's actually really good.

Posted on 2006-08-17 23:17:26 (last edited on 2006-08-17 23:18:12)

ThinIce

Nope, but I like the bottles =]

Posted on 2006-08-19 13:30:30

choris

cocks

Posted on 2006-08-29 03:11:14

mcgrue

also, cocks.

Posted on 2006-10-26 00:21:09

choris

If two cocks slap in the woods does either man admit to it?

Posted on 2006-10-27 01:15:58

mcgrue

Only if they're both gay and both worth bragging about to their own friends.

Posted on 2006-10-27 14:55:57

Troupe

HAM.

Posted on 2006-11-12 16:23:20

mcgrue

Did you just spam this ham thread with HAM?

Posted on 2006-11-13 13:57:00

ThinIce

Hey, besides being a meat or an email, Ham > Spam.

Posted on 2006-11-15 13:26:59

choris

Is it kosher for a jew to spam? If a jew phishes, does he call is gefilte-phish?

Posted on 2006-11-15 14:32:53

Interference22

Excellent. Jew jokes. I just don't get it. I understand more about the moon than I do about Jewish culture. Well, ok, I know who Jackie Mason and Woody Allen are. That's about it. In between extravagent candle holders and persecution at the hands of the Nazis there is one huge blank.

Posted on 2006-11-15 19:39:21

choris

Everything I never needed to learn about jews I learned from Larry David.

Posted on 2006-11-15 21:05:28

ThinIce

Hey, Grue - can you tell your mum she needs to come over and get her bra? She left it at my place last night.

Posted on 2006-11-17 00:11:53

choris

BURRRN.

Hey ThinIce, 1990 called, they want their joke back! I know because 1995 told me when I asked if I could borrow that one!

Posted on 2006-11-17 02:12:18

Interference22

Quote:Originally posted by choris

Everything I never needed to learn about jews I learned from Larry David.


Another bumper sticker in the making right there.

Oh, and 1987 called. Wrong number; I think he wanted the local Pizza Hut. Ho hum..

Posted on 2006-11-18 18:22:03

RageCage

She was voted by Almaty Chamber of Commerce as best sex in mouth. She is number 2, or 3, best prostitute in the country of Kazakhstan!

Posted on 2006-11-19 00:48:38

choris

Quote:Originally posted by Interference22

Quote:
Oh, and 1987 called. Wrong number; I think he wanted the local Pizza Hut. Ho hum..


You guys have pizza huts in Britian? Interesting. Do the english also demanded their crusts to be stuffed, and if so, what do they stuff them with? Minced Meat? Guiness? If you say cheese I'll be dissapointed.

Posted on 2006-11-19 01:28:24

ThinIce

TV quote time:

"Bunghole".
"Cornholio".

What TV show pioneered the usage of these fine words?

Posted on 2006-12-02 19:46:01

mcgrue

Barney Smith.

Posted on 2006-12-02 20:10:25


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