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Omni
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So yeah, I'm here eating Cinammon Life...kinda reminds me of Mini-Wheats...only it's flat...instead of lumpy...like tumors, you know.
EDIT: Oh...what? Whoops.
Posted on 2007-06-20 20:22:10 (last edited on 2007-06-20 20:22:33)
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mcgrue
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902 get
Posted on 2007-06-22 12:02:43
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Kildorf
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I think it's pretty hilarious that Alex's odd to 899 was ACTUALLY the 900th reply. (And, in reality, the 901st post).
This thread will someday have to make its way into retirement in the Golden Clam forum. But I bet we could hit 1000 first!
Posted on 2007-06-25 07:06:38 (last edited on 2007-06-25 07:08:54)
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Overkill
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Nooo. I Like Ham should never die! Too memorable to even need a Golden Clam.
Posted on 2007-06-25 15:11:49
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Alex
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Quote:Originally posted by Kildorf
I think it's pretty hilarious that Alex's odd to 899 was ACTUALLY the 900th reply. (And, in reality, the 901st post).
What?! I spent all that time thinking up a poem about 899 and it was really 901? God damn it!
Anyway, I call 969, as I already have a poem in mind...
Posted on 2007-06-25 17:50:26
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Interference22
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Quote:Originally posted by Alex
Quote:Originally posted by Kildorf
I think it's pretty hilarious that Alex's odd to 899 was ACTUALLY the 900th reply. (And, in reality, the 901st post).
What?! I spent all that time thinking up a poem about 899 and it was really 901? God damn it!
Anyway, I call 969, as I already have a poem in mind...
A (short) poem on post counting, by yours truly:
As you press "Submit" to assault us with your latest daily post,
do you stop to count the goddamn things to see if you've the most?
Do you want to beat a thousand so you have something to say?
Do you sit there pressing "Refresh" for the best part of the day?
There is only so much you can tell me on the topic of bloody ham,
before I visit your house and beat you with a non-stick frying pan.
Aithankyo.
Posted on 2007-06-27 16:53:39
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ThinIce
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I should get a custom title for starting this awesome thread.
Instead of 'admin of something'!
no? Just a thought :(
Posted on 2007-06-27 16:54:11
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Alex
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Quote:Originally posted by Interference22
A (short) poem on post counting, by yours truly:
As you press "Submit" to assault us with your latest daily post,
do you stop to count the goddamn things to see if you've the most?
Do you want to beat a thousand so you have something to say?
Do you sit there pressing "Refresh" for the best part of the day?
There is only so much you can tell me on the topic of bloody ham,
before I visit your house and beat you with a non-stick frying pan.
Aithankyo.
Interference, a word of advice my friend: I fear not frying pans,
For I'm ALWAYS armed with a hundredweight - of honey-roasted hams
If you dare to carry out your threat, I shall not wait nor dither,
TO CLUB YOU DOWN WITH HAM YOU SWINE, and throw you in the river.
I know ham's not the best of weapons - in fact it's pretty blunt,
But as you're sinking, you're sure to be thinking: "I've been beaten by that... person."
Now, I'm not normally disposed towards ham-related fictional beatings and/or murderings, but you drove me to it with your threatening poetry so it's your fault and I plead diminished responsibility.
Posted on 2007-06-27 19:02:04
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Kildorf
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Bravo to Interference and Alex for being able to turn pretty much any thread into a delightfully classy linguistic altercation.
Posted on 2007-06-29 08:33:36
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Interference22
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You think I'm not prepared to drown, well you better listen here
when you turn up, with any luck, I'll be wearing scuba gear.
Alex, you do worry me with talk of ham and doom
I'd reply to you with a short haiku but I wouldn't have the room.
Instead, I think I'll just be mean and try and get you first,
by knocking you out with a tonne of trout and a reasonably large bratwurst.
Posted on 2007-06-30 18:35:39
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Alex
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I sense a little hostility in your poetry and mood,
But never fear, for I'm back here to solve it all with food:
A load of ham, a bratwurst, a frying pan and trout,
The makings of the world's worst meal, of that there is no doubt.
After frying up and scoffing down this horrific ham-based dish,
you'll be more concerned with suicide than attacking me with fish.
Posted on 2007-07-02 13:16:08
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Alex
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I am devastated to see that my poetry has killed this hitherto immortal thread stone dead. Ok, I promise I won't do it again! :(
Come on, somebody say something, I'll even provide a topic: Erm... the Albanian striped shrew.
Posted on 2007-07-19 19:18:12
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choris
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Quote:I'll even provide a topic: Erm... the Albanian striped shrew.
Tastes like ham.
Posted on 2007-07-28 02:43:11
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TheDeveloper
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Posted on 2007-08-03 10:54:58
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mcgrue
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Ham is all you need?
Posted on 2007-08-09 17:33:40
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miky
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ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham.
There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
It's easy.
There's nothing you can make that can't be made.
No one you can save that can't be saved.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be in time
It's easy.
All you need is ham, all you need is ham,
All you need is ham, ham, ham is all you need.
ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham.
All you need is ham, all you need is ham,
All you need is ham, ham, ham is all you need.
There's nothing you can know that isn't known.
Nothing you can see that isn't shown.
Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be.
It's easy.
All you need is ham, all you need is ham,
All you need is ham, ham, ham is all you need.
All you need is ham (all together now)
All you need is ham (everybody)
All you need is ham, ham, ham is all you need.
Posted on 2007-08-11 17:25:47
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Alex
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Wouldn't it be great if ham really was ALL you needed? If it was the only requirement for life? That'd piss off a few religious groups, and pigs. It would neatly answer the question about possible micro-organisms living on Mars too. "Of course there aren't - there's no ham, the essential building block of life!"
Another song:
"You don't have to say you love me, just because I'm ham.
You don't have to stay forever something something something."
-It really does sound like that (except the somethings). Because of this, and because I've never heard otherwise, I assume Dusty Springfield to be built entirely of ham.
Posted on 2007-08-18 01:59:35
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mcgrue
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Did you all hear?
Ham is now Bacn.
:(
Posted on 2007-08-23 16:04:56
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loretian
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I cooked myself bacon yesterday for breakfast.
Posted on 2007-08-27 09:35:43
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Troupe
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Ham.
Posted on 2007-10-14 22:08:35
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