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That and uh - let's see here... what can I talk about to get the thread re-juiced... I think your mom jokes have been used -

I know... Let's do ghetto/rapper names!

I want my rapper name to be T-Bag...


Posted on 2006-12-18 00:36:44


This is all so much funnier when you're drunk.

Posted on 2006-12-22 19:45:19


My rapper name would be:

Posted on 2006-12-24 20:41:12


I'd claim T-Bag except for that fact that any inherent humor in the name probably wouldn't come from my love of english breakfast tea.

Posted on 2006-12-24 23:26:11


Posted on 2007-02-09 23:22:41



Posted on 2007-02-15 17:03:49


I enjoy the company of callipygous females. On this matter I cannot prevaricate.

Posted on 2007-02-15 22:13:35


I just noticed from Wikipedia that, besides pork, "technically, ham is the thigh and buttock of any animal that is slaughtered for meat".

This is good for at least two reasons; firstly, the use of the word "buttock", heh heh(!), which doesn't get nearly enough exposure nowadays for my liking. And secondly, it opens up a whole new world of possible ham and/or buttock-related discussion for this venerable thread.

Posted on 2007-04-09 11:59:11


Whoa, it's Alex! Is Midsummer still alive?

Posted on 2007-04-09 20:09:56


Hello :)

Unfortunately Midsummer got stolen a while back when some gentlemen broke into my flat when I was out and helped themselves to various of my posessions including my computer. I was so cross when I got back I almost swore - the darned scoundrels. All that remains is a few bits of graphics and stuff on an old hard drive. I should have made a proper backup I suppose... Anyway, I can't be arsed to start over, so it's dead.

It was a fairly crappy computer though so the joke's on them, in a way. Ha ha! ha... damn it.

Posted on 2007-04-10 12:48:52


That's beats "the hard drive died" as a reason for project death, hands down.

Posted on 2007-04-10 19:22:59


I already have my excuse lined up for anything work related:

A damned meteorite came through the ceiling and nailed my PC.

And as you KNOW that's considered an 'act of god' and thus isn't covered under any insurance policies =D

Posted on 2007-04-21 14:33:30


Where's the new ham/buttock-related discussion I wanted?! I'll have to start it myself then.

These grotesque articles are in fact frog ham. Mmmm! Actually, on second thoughts I think I'll have the turkey...

Posted on 2007-05-14 19:59:22


Toad man jumps topics to announce his disgust!

Posted on 2007-05-14 23:54:39


Toad man would have a lot of meat on him.

...if he were a cyborg.

Posted on 2007-05-15 10:56:54


Anyone else think most of those look like the waist-down backside of an infant/fetus?

Posted on 2007-05-30 21:58:00


I was going to say....shrimp. Uncooked shrimp. With feet on their tails.

Posted on 2007-05-30 22:48:20


I see, well.. only 3 posts before we break 700... somebody make an effort!

Posted on 2007-06-20 15:50:54


er, make that 2 posts before 900...

I kun add.

Posted on 2007-06-20 15:51:35


Hello, and welcome to the 899th post, which I would like to use in order to congratulate whoever makes the next one, for making the next one. The 900th one that is, which is quite a lot of posts and therefore it's worth wasting the 899th to celebrate the making of the 900th, especially seeing as most threads do not get to 900, or indeed 899. So I actually feel quite honoured to be making the 899th post, though not quite as honoured as I would presumably feel were I making the 900th, as 900 is a more notable number than 899 for obvious reasons (really, 899 is usually sadly overlooked when compared to 900 in the number-popularity stakes). But I'm quite content and even happy with 899, given that 900 is out of reach for reasons of numerical procedure which dictate that 899 must directly precede 900, as I understand it.

Anyway, in honour of the imminent unveiling of the 900th post, I should like to recite a poem of my own composition, inspired by this very event. NO ONE is allowed to leave until after I have finished.

A lament to eight hundred and ninety-nine:

899, the last of your kind,
when 900 arrives you'll be left behind
899, most underrated are you,
umm... for you're only 3 away from 902
- oh sod it

And now, ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce, without further ado, or indeed further delay or procrastination (or any other such forms of shilly-shallying, dilly-dallying or filly-fallying) the momentous, life-affirming event that is POST 900:

Posted on 2007-06-20 18:27:04

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