<vec\> Middleground was great because I had a whole lot of sex during it.
<Hahn> ...!
<Hahn> You mean during that period of months/years or during the actual sessions?!
<Hahn> You mean we were all eagerly awaiting to start a round of combat and you couldn't be bothered to say 'attack' because you were doing the hibbity dibbity sideways no-no cha-cha? <vec\> Hey, I think we could fit it inside a single battle round somtimes ^_^;
<Hahn> ... You are courageous to confess that.
<Toen> hibbity dibbity sideways no-no cha-cha? :o
<NixonMcSleep> Toen: That's when a wee-wee and a hoo-hoo get together and rub-rub.
<Toen> ooooooh COPULATION
<vec\> Im just saying, that we made 'efficient use of downtime.' :D

<McVergin> How would I go about allocating space for a dynamic array of strings? ;)
<Toen> the answer is 'you are so fucking stupid you stupid jew bag'

<Esk> I know for a fact that any man who desires sex in madison can get laid any night of the week.
<Etir> They have these fields on the north side of town
<Esk> free love is in the air
<Etir> Filled with livestock
<Esk> we have no sheep!
<Etir> Right
<Esk> we need no sheep!
<Etir> Only cows and goats
<Esk> ... right!
<Esk> .. NO!
<Esk> .. argh.

<Esk> :()
<Esk> :(^) ...
<vec\code> ok stop making smilies of cock poking your cheek out
<Esk> :(
<Esk> but veccie.. you like it when..
<zero|eat|futurama> 8=mwD
<Esk> wow a three hander.
<zero|eat|futurama> ...whats so remarkable?
<Esk> ... *cough* oh nothing.. I mean.. yeah..
<Esk> that's.. average.. yeah
<Esk> tiny even.

<vec\> Grue!
<vec\> ..
<mcgrue> vec!
<mcgrue> ...
<mcgrue> (mansechs ensues)
<vec\> We need to come up with some totally new way to make money.
<vec\> we should start some new bukkake-yaoi-death-wrestling.
<mcgrue> ...are you coming on to me about coming on me? <zero|dumbclass> Thus began the decline of #vo civilization
<mcgrue> We were civilized?

<aen> Uh, I quite specifically mentioned I would not have the license.
<McGrue> Don't think that's going to stop me from jumping your rump later.
<zero|paper-pg1of5_> stop stop stop
<aen> I have new muscles with which to defend against your anal attacks! :-D
<McGrue> onoes :o
<McGrue> Nothing can beat my diamond-monofiliment-mesh reinforced wang!
<McGrue> ...
<aen> Except your right hand? :-D

<McGruu> Also, I a gay jew with smegma envy! :D
<Esk|nerds> you are?
<McGruu> *know
<Esk|nerds> .... nice coverup


<Mc[blah]> http://localhost/verge/boards/display_thread.php?id=8281
<Mc[blah]> Better?
<Toen> grue
<Toen> you fucking suck at posting urls
<Mc[blah]> heh.
<Mc[blah]> ...
<Toen> the other day you were linking me to c:\something\something\something.html

<Zaratustra> I like how all societies make certain jobs unlawful, then make subclasses of people to perform that job anyway.
<loretian> I like it too. What would we do without hookers?
<Zaratustra> treat women properly?

<Toen> I wonder if people would get pissed if you cyper-raped them.
<Toen> like
<Toen> descriptively.
<tat\code> grue does it like 3 times a day
<Mc[vrpg-then-goats]> Look, it's not really 'rape'
<Mc[vrpg-then-goats]> It's... uh... freeform poetry!

<Mc[omg]> We need to track down the date of VERGE's inception! :D
<vec\code> your mom
<Mc[omg]> And make it a community holiday, laden with releases, compos, and feats of strength!
<vec\code> like cock pushups!
<Mc[omg]> I'm up to two! :o
<Etir> ONE.. TWO.. THR*crack* AAAIIIEEE
<Mc[omg]> Which is twice as much as you need.
<Toen> vec! When was your first release!
<aen{zzz> When he was very young.

<Hahn> INFO WINDOW!
* Hahn makes out with Grue.
<Mc[writ]> I'm sorry Hahn, Amanda says that playing with boys is still cheating ;(
<Hahn> she's way too possessive, Grue. ;)
<Mc[writ]> I know!
<Mc[writ]> wtf?
<Mc[writ]> I was really gunning for sorority girls since I don't consider them female... more like a mewling stock animal with a vagina.
<Hahn> Sorority chicks are something else.
<Mc[writ]> They fuck. In packs.
<Hahn> It's amazing that a creature can make it to age 20 in our crazy modern society with so little awareness.
<Mc[writ]> It's like a phalanx of mercenary cunts.

<Mc[grue]> I wanna roleplay. I wanna roleplay *badly*.
<Gayo> You always do
<Etir> You alw-
<Etir> ...
<Etir> :(
<Gayo> <:D
<Gayo> TOO LATE
<Gayo> HAHAHAH
<Gayo> Owned.

<Gayo> Weird.
<Mc[coding]> fuck me.
<Gayo> Get me drunk first

<Etir> 'lo
<Hahn> yo
<Mc[zzz]> yoyo
<Mc[zzz]> Hahn, the code goes well. But it'd make you cry.
<Mc[zzz]> It's making me cry!
<Mc[zzz]> :D
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<Etir> That's a lotta tears there.

<Gayo> You are blinded by nostalgia, grue
<McSlep> FF6 < FF5 < FF4
<Gayo> FF4 was weak
<McSlep> YOUR MOM WAS BLINDED BY ME LAST NIGHT.
<McSlep> I WAS LIKE..... SUUUUPER NINJA MONEYSHOT!
<McSlep> AND SHE WAS ALL !!!!
<Gayo> Grue: Girlfriend not doing it for you, eh?
<McSlep> I've outsourced my sex.
<McSlep> TO YOUR MOM

<McSlep> LET US DANCE THE DANCE OF WARPG.
<Gayo> It's friday. Eat a dick.
<Gayo> Sunday or nothing.
<McSlep> Rasis!
<Etir> Grue!
<McSlep> Let's doubleteam Gayo!
<McSlep> I CALL DIBS ON TEH BUTTS.

<McSlep> 'Run along, Daddy's busy now.' <- Best line ever when being condescending to girlfriend.
<McSlep> I'm such an asshole ^_^
<Gayo> You're just making up for being a huge pussy for years
<McSlep> Yes.
<Gayo> You're just barely balanced out still

<Falth|ninja> Maybe I should just cutthrough the bullshit and ask out girls on the premise that I'll pay for their company and meals, with the caveat that they can never rely on me, and have to leave when I say so.
<Falth|ninja> Wait, that's just a hooker.
<Falth|ninja> Yeah, I need a full-time hooker.
<Toen> you need a cynical fuckbuddy.
<Falth|ninja> I'd rather pay for it. Then I wouldn't feel bad about firing them.

<Kuran> Hey, Hahn. Sorry I'm so slow. I've been mostly schoolwork + sleep for the past week or so
<Hahn> For that, I judge thee with DEATH
<Hahn> ...
<Hahn> Or that might be counterproductive.
<Hahn> I judge thee with... A TOE SORE

<Toen> I can pinch an inch plus and I'm still the scrawniest person here. ;D
<aen> Pinch an inch, eheh. Sounds like some kind of nasty pooping technique contest. ;-P
<Toen[tlj]> aen shut up mode activate!

<McGrue> No. FF6 is an abomination.
<McGrue> If a man is caught playing FF6, take him to the village sqaure and stone him.
<McGrue> If a man is caught laughing like a deranged clown, he is unclean. His seed is cursed for seven generations

<Mc[walking]> vagina?
<Zaratustra> no thanks, I've already eaten.

<Etir> I have never before and will never again calculate the statistical likelihood of an electron's position
<Davis> Ahh, but... I bet YOUR MOM does.
<Etir> If my mother were an expert in statistical thermodynamics she'd have a nicer car.

<tat\afk> its 7.1 gb
<vec\zzz> watch it be like all anal cumshots or something
<Falth> So clear, you can count the freckles on her herpes.
<Etir> You're so optimistic, assuming that a 'her' is involved. :o
<tat\afk> that would be so depressing
<tat\afk> download a 7gb porno
<tat\afk> and it just dives right into high resolution man on man assfucking
<Falth> It'd better have 5.1 surround sound man grunting


<vec\code> but thats the point
<vec\code> speed limits are written on the assumption that the people driving are idiots
<vec\code> i am now
<vec\code> .. not

<Mc[GRRR]> Is it a pure reflection? Doesn't the moon's color tint it?
<vec> your ass certainly tints it.
<vec> or rather TAINTS it
<Mc[GRRR]> The Moon ain't a polished mirror, y'know.
<vec> neither is your ass.
<Mc[GRRR]> Shows how drunk *you* were.

<McGrue> What about a sharpened piece of poisonous wood? :D
<Gayo> Again, it wouldn't mimic the chemical properties.
<McGrue> I MIMICKED YOUR MOMS CHEMICAL PROPERTIES LAST NIGHT
<McGrue> SHE WAS KINDA BASIC.
<Gayo> :o
<Etir> ONLY BECAUSE OF THE NAOH SUPPOSITORIES
<McGrue> Ph balanced... FOR YOUR MOM.

<Etir> Mormons
<Etir> I'm surrounded by them
<Etir> I could write a horror story
<Gayo> Move to the coast
<Gayo> Mormons are afraid of salt water
<Etir> WTF
<Etir> Salt Lake city
<Etir> Mormon capital of the world
<Gayo> Uhm, okay
<Toen> haha
<Toen> dumbass

<aen> And what happened then...? Well... in Porn-ville they say, that zero's small cock Grew three sizes that day!
<aen> And the minute his cock didn't feel quite so tight, he jizzed with his load through the bright morning light! And he threw back with joy! And spooged on the seat! And then he... ...HE HIMSELF... ZERO HAD SOME UHHH CREAM OF WHEAT

<aen> Plus they have Alton Brown commentating
<aen> Which is cool, he has that Good Eats show
<aen> He can tell waht people are doing a lot better than the people in the original iron chef
<aen> And he's all whipping out with these facts and history about everything
<Toen[zzz]> the original iron chef guys would be like '...he is... applying fire for some reason!'
<Toen[zzz]> 'This is unprecedented.'

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<Gayo> Every website should have a e/0SwDxAkQYZLySTLhU1Zbdrlisa5w8Geyo3NGhaKjqBEqp2UrxOHvX0oGiTdyZNyKu2E74hK5*cjnml1MiFbj0DZbPpgt9ydsH1ZyJlXGdu0HWwh!gCNXbdw directory.

<Toen> I will fire up vergechat server right now in anticipation. ;p
<Toen> or vec can!
<Toen> vec canl
<Toen> I'm lady.
<Toen> .
<Toen> lazy
<Toen> fuck

<Gayo> Anyhow. I think it would be funny to have unthinkable creatures from beyond who are HILARIOUS to comprehend. Like, you look upon them, and you start laughing so hard you can't stop and then in the future whenever you think back on that defining moment of your live you succumb to a bout of unrestrained mirth


<Gayo> Also, fun fact from the embalming page: Lenin's body contains a pump to constantly circulate embalming fluid in his body
<Gayo> That is awesome
<Gayo> He's a CYBORG ZOMBIE.

<vec\> I just want to point out that the #1 thing people asked me for in v2 was pixel movement. Now that its in the #1 thing people ask me for is tile movement. See if I ever listen to 'people' again! :D