<zero|code> when i worked at the pizza place i would try stuffing mushrooms into my nose but never managed to get high

Also, you need the semicolon after &amp;

<Hatchet> strictly speaking, limits aren't calculus :)
<andy> they approach it

Weaaaaak.

<zero|code> VECNA!
<zero|code> you are dumbstuff. hody2!
<vecna> .. I see.
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hody2 is classic.

QUOTE ATTACK!!!

<vecna> zeromus is a great philosopher of our time! he told me once, "there's no point in believing something if you don't think its true."
<loretian> that's a good point there.
<loretian> GRAH. STUP FOXURING WITH MINE MIND>


<aen> there once was a hacker name veccers, who sucked on a thousand hard peckers! each flavor delicious, he looked quite suspicious, savoring cock after cock on the lawn.
<Blue_Star> lol
<Blue_Star> except.. the last one doesnt' rhyme.


<Falth|gone> So uh..you're all placing your orders for the Offical Falthorn.com t-shirt, mousepad and coffee mug, right?
<evilbob> stick it in the #verge topic, though, and you're bound to rake in at least four bucks
<Falth|gone> If I wanted that sort of person to buy stuff from me, I'd glue lollipops to a brick and call it Mr. Wiggle's Tasty-fun block and hawk it down at the Retard Center.


<loretian> Have you ever eaten Strokenoff noodles?
<loretian> They're really good, and you can make bad jokes for about 15 minutes before they start to get old.
<loretian> Wow, strokenoff is good. Look, there's white gue mixed with the noodle.
<loretian> Wow, I think I'm going to keep up with this strokenoff. It's a good way to end the night.
<loretian> Mmm, taste great! Wow, it's slippery too. That's what you get when you get strokenoff, though.
*** loretian was kicked by Harald (Doot.)


<phonker> i only shave when whenever i go to bed, my beard hairs poke against the pillow and bug me
<vec|code> zero shut up you couldnt grow facial hair if your life depended on it ;)
<phonker> i have more hair on my ass than youve ever grown on your face
<vec|code> well. i dont doubt that


<Gayo> Heh. I only drink water with lemon in it. I eat ice though.
<aen> I eat ice too.
<Falthorn> Actually, crunching ice is a sign of sexual repression...
<aen> And mentioning that is a sign of pseudo-intellectualism...
<Falthorn> Mother says I'm special. :D


<Gayo> jgoit;0ttg98;g;8g98ot[o8;fg;.goi.;ivfoi;.fvoigof.;g
<Gayo> gopgfopiflufiulgiuffip;fgfgiulffgpiffpvyi9;f;i7fi;ovfioglgloi
<loretian> furthermore, I find that fjdaklfjdsa54095i4kl45k;fkds;kf;lj54


<zeroppo> lea teoni is hot.
<zeroppo> if god is a woman, please let her look like lea teoni!
<vecna> .. tea leoni <zeroppo> yeah <zeroppo> its so backwards


<loretian> Ok, so I got Barby Wire, and as an added Bonus, Space Oddysey just cause that roger waters song is so good.
<vecna> lore, you suck!
<loretian> Just kidding.
<loretian> I got The Abyss ;)
<loretian> I just wasn't sure how to spell Abyss.


<Gayo> BRB a sec. It wants me to turn the monitor off.
<zero|installing|win2k> gayo is fat!
<zero|installing|win2k> look at me
<zero|installing|win2k> i can insult gayo
<zero|installing|win2k> SCROLL!!!!
<Gayo> It only took three seconds. :P
<zero|installing|win2k> .
<zero|installing|win2k> .
<zero|installing|win2k> .
<zero|installing|win2k> .
<zero|installing|win2k> .
<zero|installing|win2k> oops


<Rasis> AK is scary
<Tarkuss> "This is an AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of our enemies. It makes a distinctive sound when fired."
<Rasis> Specifically, the sound is
<Rasis> "DAMMIT! I have to find ANOTHER new job?"


<Gayo> vecna, it bothers me that you have aspooge bucket.
<vecna> Well, I don't really. <vecna> It's a metaphorical spooge bucket.


<Sharkey> No talk. Red dwarf. Nerdy. Funny.
<Robinton> I do believe he's spouting off his meta-tags.


<Rasis> The sky is NOT falling, mostly.


<Gayo> My eyes hurt.
<Ooey-Gruey> well, take them out!
<Gayo> Then my eye sockets would hurt, and also bleed. Plus I'd be blind.
<Ooey-Gruey> good points, all.


<Zaratustra> I think I would know if I were naked.
<Zaratustra> Unless I was really wasted or something.
<Zaratustra> Like now.


<zeromus> hey joe
<zeromus> hey joe
<zeromus> hey joe
<zeromus> hey joe
<zeromus> hey joe
<Gayo> ...
<zeromus> sorry.


<Zaratustra> How do you get nonalcoholic beer?
<Zaratustra> You need a case of normal beer, two buckets, and a horse.
<loretian> hah!
<loretian> How do you get vecna drunk?
<loretian> You need a case of normal beer, two buckets, and a horse.


<Sharkey> Jeez. I gave falth a pcx and he's gone for the night. He's probbably adding pixelly nipples to each frame. Maybe writting BOOB with a pointing arrow over each one.


<user> lore! say something politically controversial, and then we'll love you.
<loretian> Well, obviously all females need penises


<loretian> Hey Gayo, do you wanna see a naked picture of me? All you have to do is send me photoshop so I can upload the picture from my camera.
<Gayo> Find your own warez, lore.
<loretian> Shit.


<aen{Q2> I have found a secret area!
<aen{Q2> ...in my pants!
<aen{Q2> I have found a secret level!
<aen{Q2> ...of ecstacy!


* Sharkey sacrifices another baby to Marduk.
<SoulBain> Tis the work of Satan I say
<Sharkey> ... if it was then I didn't need to be feeding these babies to Marduk all this time.


<aen> Me, me, O I am he. Wherever I go, you know, I be. I iz not you, kid, I ain't playin'. Fo I be badass, crackass aen.


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<Rasad> BOY BEFORE ME, YOU SIMPLE FOOLS!
<Rasad> Dammit


<Sharkey> /ping aen{afk
<Sharkey> /ping aen{afk
<Sharkey> /ping aen{afk
<Sharkey> /ping aen{afk
<Sharkey> Oofa.
<Sharkey> I'll just make some coffee or something.


*** Falth is now known as Falth|DeusEx
<aen> Do Sex
<Falth|DeusEx> Well, if you pronounce it right, it sounds like "Gay Sex"
<aen> Yeah. Like if you disregard how it's spelled and say it completely different.


<vecna> Well, I gotta run now.
<Spram> Run
<Spram> Run vecna, run!
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<Sharkey> I think I'll just title them with the first thing that pops into my head. "Mandy's Dysfunction" makes at least as much sense as "Tourian", and there's the off chance it'd annoy an ex girlfriend.
<Sharkey> I could preface all the stages with haiku.
<Sharkey> Do not iterate
<Sharkey> memory allocation
<Sharkey> you little fuckhead


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<Sharkey> Nobody fucking likes you, Toen.
<Toen> ok
<Toen> thanks for the heads up


<Gayo> Welsh phonetics baffle me.
<Zaratustra> That's how the Welsh managed to survive.
<vecna> "Lets go conquer the Welsh city of .... er, fuckit.


<Zara_Burp> Falth, you going to try a hand at Zeux level editing too?
<Falth|Gone> Definitely if I get some free time.
<Falth|Gone> I don't really have any ideas, though. All I could come up with was a world of butter.
<Falth|Gone> But that's just because I was hungry at the time.


<Sharkey> Wizard of Oz is a great choise when you're renting pornos and recording over them with something else.
<Sharkey> "Dammit, when does this Dorothy chick get naked? Whoa! Midgets! Now we're talkin..."


<loretian> I support Senator Kelly.
<aen{java> loretian: Can't you just get her a crutch?
<Gayo> aen, that was old. :P{
<aen{java> So what's new.
<Gayo> Nothing much. What's new with you?
<aen{java> I'm the same old aen, but with a duffle bag.


<McEb> Things God would say when Beta-Testing Existance...
<McEb> "Oh, and by the way... I don't have death enabled, so you just vanish and have to Alt+X."


<trkr> grr... I hate sample hunting.
<McTark> yet it's a popular sport. Thousands of hunters hit the woods each year during the brief sample season.


<McGrue> Umm... Republicans... fuck babies!
<zero|shower> they're hardly babies. i prefer to call them young ladies


<loretian> I'd like to point out I DON'T LIVE WITH THESE GUYS
<MCGRUE> Suuuuure ;)
<MCGRUE> I've been to "Joes Rockin Apartment".
There's a reason it's always 'rockin'...
<MCGRUE> (hint: don't come a knockin')


<Gayo> Ha ha. I so funny.
<tatsumi_oreo> Yes, gayo. You rock.
<tatsumi_oreo> LIKE A GAY ROCK.
<tatsumi_oreo> IM SO FUNNNY
<tatsumi_oreo> HAHAHAH


<zero|b5> THE PACKAGE
<zero|b5> YOU WERE LOOKING FOR
<zero|b5> DID YOU FIND IT
<zero|b5> you know, i dont think i like your tone.
<tatCSumi_oreo> Then you can suck my peepee.
<zero|b5> tat! i was talking to capital-speaking zeromus
<zero|b5> this is lower-case-speaking zeromus., he's nice


<Gayo|SS> It's fun to see which keys are the most worn on this keyboard.
<the_Speed_Bump> On mine it's 'u', 'k', 'c' and 'f'.


<aen{code> I hate goddamn belt straps.
<aen{code> BELT STRAPS GO TO HELL


<loretian> vecna!
<loretian> You should stop masturbating!
<loretian> Because! Wet dreams!
<loretian> I found out they're fantastic.
<loretian> But you only get them if you go like 10 days without masturbating.
<vecna> 10 days? damn man
<vecna> might as well be a priest!


<loretian> We were all riding up in the elevator. And Sharkey said a joke. I forget what it was. Anyway, he ended up grabbing aen's ass because of it.
<loretian> Which was funny! But! That's not the end of the story.
<loretian> Then aen had a good response! But I forget what it was. Anyway, Sharkey ended up grabbing his ass again.
<loretian> That's the end of the story now!


<loretian> That's like, when our school did it's matchmaker thing and I got paired with a guy :/
<loretian> My buddy was the guy who entered all the names into the computer, so I think he put me down as female on purpose. The bastard. I go kill him tomorrow!
<loretian> Say Hello To My Little Friend!
<loretian> Actually, wait wait wait, let me try that again:
<loretian> <Mexican Accent> Say Hello To My Little Friend! </Mexican Accent>


<aen> My body is all goofy.
<aen> I don't have a headache or a stomache ache, but I feel yucky and weird.
<the_Speed_Bump> I have a headache and a stomache ache, but I feel fine.


<aen> In deed and in word, I am quite absurd. In thought and in act, a cataract. In dreams and in truth, I yet live in my youth. The hours pass, scatter by like rats. And then, at long last... I stand aghast. My life amassed, went by so fast. And time, in it's singular yet indefinite aspect, saw in me a grown man. THEN I ATE SOME CHEESE.


<tatsumi_oreo> All you said was, "I don't care if I die, only if it hurts. I like buttsex."
<zero|code> that sounds like a quote of mine.
<zero|code> you can tell because of the blatantly homoerotic reference thrown in at the end for no reason. i can't help but do that assrape.


* Rasis just flipped his chem book open and saw the heading "orgasmometallic compounds"
<Rasis> Organo. Organometallic. Wow.
<evilbob> but with words like that in your vocabulary, you're bound to get laid
<Rasis> Actually, no I'm not. :(
<evilbob> that's actually what I was subtlely implying through my intricate layers of satire


<the_Speed_Bump> Time to test masm32's text editor again.
<the_Speed_Bump> Previously, it would reboot my computer.
<the_Speed_Bump> Time to test it again.
<the_Speed_Bump> woah
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<loretian> Man, making Canada jokes got old the fourth time I've did it. Now that I'm up to like #2034 it's almost a compliment.


<Gayo> I miss Blue Star.
<vecna> me too! just a few minutes ago in icq chat me and lore were making Blue Star raps. you know. "Yo yo my name is Blue star and I'm here to say, I love to eat tubesteak in a major way!" Etc etc


<zero|cs> well. go to asus.com i told you!
<tatsumi_oreo> SUCK MY COCK
<tatsumi_oreo> ok.
<zero|cs> ...
<zero|cs> tatsumi.
<zero|cs> op me.
<tatsumi_oreo> Can't I just kick myself?
<zero|cs> you could.


<the_Speed_Bump> I have a severe, irrational phobia against midgets with red hair who wear black trenchcoats and sell kitchen cleaners in back alleys behind hotels whose names start with the letter 'U'.
<the_Speed_Bump> Every day is a struggle.


<tSB[code\compiler]> Yay!
* tSB[code\compiler] dances.
<tSB[code\compiler]> .... :(
* tSB[code\compiler] stops dancing.


<zero|afk> or something. look, i'm a genius. i expect to be misunderstood.
<bob|cl> geniuses are only misunderstood because they're stupid <-- LOOK I'M A GENIUS


<Gayo> Hey, lore. Are you a MATHEMATICAL GENIUS?
<loretian> I'm a FUCKING GENIUS
<loretian> ...
<loretian> That came out different than how I intended.


<aen> I look somewhat akin to a pensive crackwhore waiting for cock suckage, vexed that it hasn't come to pass.


<tSB[code]> Loading a music when the map loads means that the music file has no handle. :x
<tSB[code]> However, where do I put the handle to it? In some magical place, beyond the VC coder's control?
<Zaratustra> I'd tell you where to put the handle, but you'd be offended.


<aen> int elligent; float ies; long itude; double up; short stop; char broiled; unsigned char ter;


<McTired> The Republicans are the Evil party and the Democrats are the Stupid party. And Bipartisanship is when they get together and do something Evil *and* Stupid.

<loretian> ...tSB!
<loretian> Suicide is not the answer!
<loretian> Unless you're JRN!

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<Gayo> I vote we change the verb "blasted" to "blost".

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<Rasis< Organo. Organometallic. Wow.
<evilbob< but with words like that in your vocabulary, you're bound to get laid
<Rasis< Actually, no I'm not. :(
<evilbob> that's actually what I was subtlely implying through my intricate layers of satire

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<nil\stuff> /quit
*** jesusfreak (haha@cust-132-41.as01.ptld.eli.net) Quit
*** jesusfreak (haha@cust-132-41.as01.ptld.eli.net) has joined #vchelp
<jesusfreak> hey!

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<loretian> I feel so special and cuddly inside.
<loretian> and there's goo.

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<tatsumi\work\> Being a cab driver would be cool.
<tatsumi\work\> Because people would jump in the car, and be like. "FOLLOW THAT CAR."
<tatsumi\work\> And you're like, *SSSSSCCCCCCREEEEEEEC!!!*

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<zeromus> allow customization::turn off!!!

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<aegis> owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
<aegis> I just grabbed my testicles and squeezed for some reason. X_X

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<Falth|gone> Battle Area Based Yak Fearing Uber Creation Kit Engine Re-release
<Falth|gone> Deluxe

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<aen{afk> I can recite conglomerations of epiphinations all over damnation! My significance is malevolent in its infinite innovation, much to the conflagration of my mortal opposition! I deal in discriminatory climax at the apex of everyone's inane llamasturbation! And furthermore, my amplitude of ignorance is fortified with the frequency of prostitution in the constituant denizens of this imperiously self-righteous and pr...

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<loretian> Do you realize what this means!
<loretian> We can finally solve the zero problem!
<loretian> All we have to do is kill him!

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<tatsumi\games\> Toen, those messages are meant to say, "-EsperNet- Sorry, we fucked up yet again. We act like we know how to run a network. Hell, we even call ourselves administrators. Guess what we broke? Something we were fixing that wasn't broken. Again. We suck."
<Toen> you should show them how to do it, tat.
<Toen> But first kill them so you won't have to bother showing them later

<McSick> This is the oddest homoerotic pediphilia I've ever seen.

<aen> Ever have one of those days though, when you just know luck is on your side. Like you're impervious to everything and are skilled in whatever you attempt?
<aen> It must've started when Sharkey said I was a lumberjack and that I was okay!
<aen> And I thought to myself "You know what. I *am* okay! I'm okay!"

<McGrue> Abbidy-Abbidy-Abbidy-Abbidy-Abbidy-Abbidy-Abbidy!
<McGrue> Gagagagagagagagagagagaggagagagagagagaaaaa!
<McGrue> Wooo-Wooo!
<McGrue> BallsBallsBalls!
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o McGrue
*** McGrue was kicked by McGrue (McGrue)

* evilbob wants to become the first Rapping Mime
<zathras> The.. uh.. <zathras> What's that mime's name.
<evilbob> marceau marceau
<zathras> thanks.
<evilbob> I know who you're thinking about.
<evilbob> BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY ONE FAMOUS MIME IN HISTORY

<evilbob> but I don't think techno should be further categorized
<evilbob> if you do, you immediately have like 300 other subcategories of "techno"
<zathras> I don't even know the categories.
<zathras> what's hip hop as opposed to trip hop? Is there any difference between jungle, trance, and goa?
<zathras> What the hell is house?

<Gayo> vecna was a swarthy pirate?
<McGrue> Indeed.
<McGrue> He has to mark 'Other' on the census, and fills in "Pirate: Swarthy" in the supplied field.

<vecna> Nah, typing the letter U is pretty big deal. Now all american vergers will be alienated!
<vecna> All of a sudden, it's foreign software.
<vecna> By some damned dirty chinaman.

*** tatsumi\washingclothesbeforesh is now known as tatsumi
<tatsumi> long nicks piss me off.

<tat\menofhonor\> hey vec!
<tat\menofhonor\> I'm still looking at code and not understanding it. for some reason.
<vec|FUCKINGCOCKSHIT> maybe its cause you still have a GAY NICK

<Gayo> Napster sucks ass. <loretian> So do leeches on my ass.

<vec|html> Soda!
<vec|html> Not pop.
<vec|html> Pop is what they say in minnesota.
<Gayo> Pop is what they say in Canada too.
<vec|html> That's because Minnesota is the US branch of Canada.

<Rasis> If there's one thing I've learned, if Gayo posts a link with a .jp in it, don't click. ;)

<zathras> I see different names.
<goo> Zath, they're roleplaying.
<GameMaster> I'm the one directing the action
<GameMaster> I DIDN"T TELL YOU TO STOP SPANKING

<Zaratustra> > look in pants
<Zaratustra> You see nothing special.
<Zaratustra> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that cracks me up.

<Zaratustra> When life gives you demons, make Demonade.

*** Zaratustra has quit IRC (The ghosts are upon him but Pac-Man is a GOLDEN GOD and he will eat them again and again and again WORLD WITHOUT END eyes flying celestial substance blue like Krishna sucked back into the matrix that is he and he alone the SUN OF GOD)
<Xerox> How odd. If you look through the back log, you can actually chart Zara's decent into madness.

<zathras> Lechuck? The strangest thing I heard a cat say was "trout".
<zathras> Kinda fitting, seeing as it wanted little fishy.
<zathras> I'm gonna getcha little fishy!
<zathras> I'm gonna getcha little fishy!
<zathras> I'm gonna getcha little fishy!
<zathras> Cause I like little fish!
<McGrue> O_o;;
<zathras> I'm quoting the Cat :D

<Gayo> Falth, are you involved in SotS stuff?
<Falthorn> uhhuh
<Falthorn> but right now, I'm involved with this beer!

<Gayo> Rasis likes to be pingflooded.
<Rasis> Wait
<Rasis> I..
<Rasis> wait
<Rasis> No!
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<cock\code\> See, I fucking suck at string handeling, that's all.
<loretian> cock! what don't you get!
<loretian> And don't ask vec for help, he'll just fill you with crazy lies and then spout out how good it is to be disabled.
<vec|code> STOP MOCKING ME YOU CRUEL LESBIAN

<loretian> SOMETIMES WHEN I SLEEP AT NIGHT I WONDER HOW MUCH FASTER ALL THESE SQL ENGINES COULD BE IF THEY DIDN'T USE SUCH A GAY LANGUAGE, LIKE SQL

<Falth> godam I hate working on this laptop.
<Falth> It's like pulling teeth.
<Falth> out of my ass.
<Falth> with a stick of butter.

<aen> Monday E-Mail Progress Report away! [fwoom]
<aen> Even the lowly act of e-mail dialogue seems an accomplishment, not trivial but rather exceptional in execution, under the slow foot of dial-up.

<Rasis> Pamphlets are frightening

<Gayo> Plenty of reason to bash Afghanistan.
<andy\code> yeah
<andy\code> They should have chosen a smaller, less distinctive name, for one.
<andy\code> They put that h in there for no reason!
<andy\code> They must die.

<Zaratustra> Hrm. Exactly what makes me unconfortable with D20's 'feats'?
<Zaratustra> After all, it's a great way to use the phrase 'Feats don't fail me now!'

<Zaratustra> THREE LITRES OF WATRE

<Zaratustra> ring's chances: 15% healing 15% poison 5% blast 5% invinco 10% wind 10% slow time 5% stop time 10% blind 2% kill enemies 33% nothing
<Zaratustra> so, it's... 35% bad, 40% good, 33% nothing.
<Zaratustra> Which gives a... 108% total.
<Zaratustra> Also, I can't count.

<evilbob> girls smell like perfume and ointment! which in turn smell LIKE MODEL PAINTS
<evilbob> whenever I'm near a girl I flash back to an only half-glued together b-17 with silver, olive green, and black paints open on the table
<Gayo> Get a psychiatrist
<McGrue> Yeah... I wonder what Ziggy Freud'd say...
<evilbob> he'd say "you met a girl! was she hot? was she your mom? did you want to stick your weiner into your mom? PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO BE THE ONLY ONE"

<Zaratustra> Romans would suck in IRC.

<Zaratustra> Gurps Atlas Shrugged. 'The six foot four capitalist rapes you. Roll Will-4 to avoid falling in love with him.'

<Rasis> So many mean things to say
<Rasis> So little time
<Rasis> Ok picked one

<zero|hwk> gayo.. didnt you know code is the euphemism for masturbate around here?
<Toen> yeah today I coded for like 6 hours.
<Toen> Then I had a buffer underrun and my dongle stopped responding.

* Rasis is currently listening to His Computer Fan - Whirring (Unceasing)

<McSD3> Hi, I'm a bot, and I'm madly in love with Ann Coulter.

<Etir> Sucrose is dextrorotatory! Yay!
<Etir> DEXTROROTATORY BITCH!

<Etir> pft. Until you master the art of Gayo-avoidance, you have not truely mastered your art. ;)
<Etir> ...
<Etir> Upon re-reading what I just typed
<Etir> I humbly request that you forget I ever typed such drivel.

<vec\> you're blinded by your irishness!

<Etir> Ok
<Etir> I think I just figured something out
<Etir> Thanks to stripping!

<Etir> What I did on my summer vacation
<Etir> YOUR MOM
<Etir> The end

<vec\> oh man
<vec\> i was just looking at apartments
<vec\> this one advertises :online rent payment available!
<vec\> hell yeah!
<Etir> "Why's your rent late?" "Lag."

<Esk> you forgot something
<Esk> scat/goldenspray/mcgrue stuff
<vec\eats> McGrue is his own sexual category! :D
<vec\eats> "Me? Oh, I'm into 69, tentacles, and McGrue."
<vec\eats> I like McGrue because its degrading to women! :D

<aen{code> Grue! Thou fuckbutted whore! Your skills with pen and pencil are most inadequate! The key and the board laugh at your dubious attempts to command them! Your creative pursuits lack originality! Impetus begets impotence in your unsteady hands! The subtle and complex elegance of the universe eludes thee! Eleventy billion. Amen.

<Toen> I can pinch an inch plus and I'm still the scrawniest person here. ;D
<aen> Pinch an inch, eheh. Sounds like some kind of nasty pooping technique contest. ;-P
<Toen[tlj]> aen shut up mode activate!

<Esk|ro> crumbs.
<Esk|ro> hehe.. I've always wanted to say "crumbs"
<Esk|ro> and now that I have I feel strangely empty :\

<McGrue> Ich habe FURY!!!!11eins

<vec\brisco> i know a girl at my work thats leaving cause she got accepted to medical school
<vec\brisco> she has HUUGE BOOBS

<aen> I used to prefer non-oriental women when I went to get my hair cut. Because they never understood what I wanted correctly!
<aen> But I solved that problem.
<aen> I haven't had my hair cut in 8 years. :-P
<Etir> How about washed?
<aen> Only this one piece, that I lick.

<McGrue> It's weird!
<McGrue> Tall men are all "HUAH!"

<Etir> Winds bring clouds! Clouds bring rain! Rain brings moisture! Moisture brings crops! Crops bring SUFFERING

<Mc[bleh]> why is lindows forbidden in those countries?
<Esk|in> don't you know? those countries are all microsoft owned.
<Esk|in> their official language is VB.



<vec|code> hey lore why is there no 77 packet? ^_~
<loretian> .....
<loretian> BECAUSE
<loretian> Um.
<loretian> I left it out.
<loretian> To um.. honor.
<loretian> Honor that great football player.
<loretian> With number 77.

<Zaratustra> Never rely on other people. If 4 years of verge work taught me anything, it was that.

And Bash rejected every quote you see above except like two! And one of them was among the worst in the list. Accursed Bash!

I'm sorry Lore, but SOMETIMES WHEN I SLEEP AT NIGHT I WONDER HOW MUCH FASTER ALL THESE SQL ENGINES COULD BE IF THEY DIDN'T USE SUCH A GAY LANGUAGE, LIKE SQL is funny no matter what.

99.999% of the world probably doesn't either.

Unless you pronounce is 'sequel', in which case they'll all think you're talking about Batman 3 or some shit.