My quote file is pathetic. I need to get back on it.
<Esk> lore will be back in approximately 15.25 hours
<evilbob> that gives me just enough time to go take a piss.
<zero|afk|candy> blalbalb. i think i moved onto a nother phase in my life when i realized that the christian god was a real motherfucker.
<evilbob> because for the most part he's just a collective figment of christian's imagination that they've created and helped to perpetuate by brainwashing their children.
<zero|afk|candy> bob! that was insightful! good explanation for his motherfuckerness.
<evilbob> the only parts in the Bible that I believe might be true are the idea that there's something godly somewhere around here, and that he has the power to speak in red text.
<zero|walmart> ok, now your as unstable as a canadian tracker. get a grip buddy
<evilbob> bryce doesn't count.
<evilbob> that's not an app. it's an insult to your intelligence.
<tatsumi> .. Bryce isnt even a 3d app. Its.. I dunno what it is.
<aen{Q2{coop> A cheesy terrain generator.
<evilbob> I just said what it is. it's an interface conceived by monkeys in-between masturbation breaks, a modeler that can't make primitives, and a renderer that takes longer than my grandma racing the indy 500 on foot.
<evilbob> except I didn't say that exactly. but I inferred it subtlely through a deceptively complex series of statements made over the course of the evening in anticipation of what would eventually come up. the crapitude of bryce.
<xanatos> also. do you ever have that moment of panic where you can only find 1 testicle! and you're like! Goddamn! where'd the other one go! but then you find it.
<tatsumi> DUDE IS THAT A JOKE
<tatsumi> because no shitting.
<tatsumi> ive had that happen
<mcgrue> IT CLAIMS TO BE OOP AND THEN FLIES IN THE FACE OF ALL OOP TRADITIONS!
<evilbob> YEAH WHAT THE HELL
<evilbob> actually I don't know what you're talking about.
<evilbob> BUT NEVERTHELESS I EMPHATICALLY SHARE YOUR RAAAAAGE
<Uhfgood> I allocate space in my stomach to fill with steak-data
<Uhfgood> Yeah that's my new language
<Uhfgood> steak++
<Air> it'll be the first well-done language
<evilbob> do not mock my wit
<evilbob> for it will strangle you with the tentacles of brilliance and cling to your face with suction cups of righteous hilarity
<Iain> anyone here know a load of physics facts ?
<Iain> like
<Iain> what is the mass of the earth ?
<Air> Stupidity
<Pizaz_BZ> i dont think that qualifies as a "physics fact"
* Air reminices of the past...
<Air_> "I've drawn the eggs for CL!"
<Air_> "uhh.. They kinda look like jelly beans."
<evilbob> well it was pretty! well. not really.
<evilbob> LOOK I WAS REALLY INSECURE ABOUT MY WEIGHT AND IT WAS AFFECTING MY SENSE OF EGG-SHAPEDNESS
<Dracoirs> This game has blocks that are pretty
<Dracoirs> Twooo D! Twooo D
<Dracoirs> I scrape my genitals off with a rusty spade
<Air> you need to talk more. I feel like a one-sided windbag or the fart that only flaps one cheek.
*zaril is coding like a horny bunny.
<Air> in other words you code very little and spend most of your time fucking bunnies?
<Air> I have no name, and so death cannot find me.
<Clay> Death finds many nameless, Air. To make such an assertion is foolhardy at best ;p
<evilbob> psh. name one.
<evilbob> someday simians will discharge from rectums with enough thrust and lift so as to glide temporarily
<evilbob> haha, right! or monkeys might fly out of my butt!
<Air> yeah, I was gonna say, I've enjoyed picking piles of dogshit up off the floor more than my time playing Q3a
<Air> hmm.. is that good enought to be a quote?
<evilbob> only because of the image of you smiling euphorically at a pile of doggy poo
