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Toen

Hate for parser bug. Refer to the post below!

Posted on 2004-09-13 07:06:55 (last edited on 2004-09-14 04:05:29)

ThinIce

<@Toen> you're like a less beligerant, more english tatsumi
<zip> less beer, more malice :D


* kang (kang@69-173-146-13.agstme.adelphia.net) has joined #omfgamez
<@Toen> KATO YOU FOOL
<@Toen> WHY DO YOU DRESS AS JAPANESE WAITRESS, KATO
<@troupe> ME SO SORRY MASTER
<@troupe> WILL NOT AHHAPPEN AGAIN
<@troupe> I PUROMISE
<@Toen> THAT'S BETTER. NOW FETCH ME A PICK MAN
<@troupe> UWHY DO IU ALUWAYS ASKU ME TO GET IU A PIKU MAN :((
<@Toen> BECAUSE, KATO, YOU ARE MY BUMBLING ASIAN MANSERVANT AND AS SUCH IT IS YOUR DUTY TO FETCH ME PICK MANS
<@troupe> I IAM NOTO BAMUBALING!!! I UWIL SHOW IU
* @troupe picks fetches pick mans
* @troupe drops pick mans
* @Toen kicks kato with his large american boots
<@Toen> HA!! HA!!
<@Toen> ~
<@troupe> YOOOOOWWWWWWWWW
<@troupe> EWHY IU HATO ME?
<@Toen> YOU BUMBLING MILQUETOAST
<@Toen> I'LL GIVE YOU WHAT FOR
* kang (kang@69-173-146-13.agstme.adelphia.net) Quit (Client closed connection)

Posted on 2004-09-13 11:59:49

Toen

* Rasis barely refraoin frpkm laughimh. ;)

Posted on 2004-09-14 05:00:49

Zip

Not even less beer of late. Help! I'm turning into a monster!

Zip

Posted on 2004-09-14 15:34:59

loretian

Since we're hitting the old-time quotes, here's one:

<Raize> how you do at the adcademic decathlonthing?
<zeromus> and second place at flirting withbeautiful girls
<Raize> zero: wow.. was that a state thing?
<zeromus> no. that was just region
<zeromus> but i could've made state

Posted on 2004-09-14 16:43:03

Zip

<troupe> I just realized that I've been browsing vrpg with the words 'throbbing cocks' in the search bar for the last hour and a half.
<zip> yes
<Overkill> haha
<zip> I had that with 'porn'
<zip> keeps the search
<zip> now it says 'p7'
<zip> (which gets 0 results. HOW APPROPRIATE)

Posted on 2004-09-14 23:33:50

Interference22

Hrm...

[00:43] <Interference> A cat urinated on my keyboard once.
[00:44] <troupe> holy god
[00:44] <Interference> I never pressed the page down key again
[00:44] <troupe> mother of christ
[00:44] <tulokyn> Tasty. :P

[19:59] <Dogger-all> By the way, is there no 'l' in Utimate Disco Monkey for a reason?
[19:59] <Interference> NOOOOOOOOOO!
[20:00] <Dogger-all> hehehe... damn I knew I should have said something...
[20:00] <Interference> WHY?!
[20:00] <Interference> WAIL!
[20:00] <Interference> Let's hope nobody notices
[20:00] <Interference> The monkey will distract them
[20:00] <Interference> And the ooking
[20:00] <Dogger-all> well, I thought it was on purpose and I wasn't getting the joke
[20:01] <Interference> I'm not THAT bloody intellectual!

[00:04] <Toen> by the way your video card means absolutely nothing to verge :D
[00:05] <Interference> It would if I didn't HAVE one.
[00:05] <Toen> ...touche

[02:22] <zip> PLOT!
[02:22] <Interference> I love plot
[02:22] <Interference> Plot is nice
[02:23] <Interference> 'Dave Blob is a pencil eraser on the EDGE. Plastic biros killed his KIDS.'

Posted on 2004-09-15 00:01:08

evilbob

<tat\walmart> hows the wife
<tat\walmart> hahaha hows the wife
<tat\walmart> thats fun to say
<evilbob> she's good
<evilbob> ask me about the baby
<tat\walmart> wtf
<evilbob> gotcha

<tat> well shit.
<tat> Im sure we all deep down believe that falth the person looks nothing like falth the image
<Etir> He's 4'7'. and bald.
<Toen> we saw him brieifly on cam!
<Etir> With a potbelly!
<Toen> but uhhh
<evilbob> tat's 26. he told me so
<Toen> ahahahah
<tat> Hahaha yeah thats real funny
<vec\bored\h8> damned mexicans!
<tat> go fuck yourself.

<Toen> I thought I remembered you arguing with zeromus about something.

<Toen> YEAH BITCH TAKE THIS BRONCHITIS OH YOU LIKE THAT UNGHHHHHGRRRR

<Toen> prae is filling me in on how he now has photoshop 7 and ut2004 running on mandrake.
<evilbob> why is prae talking and why are you reading it

<Toen> ...my friend mike once wiped ball-sweat across this kid's upper lip
<aen{stuff> Ahahaha that makes that kid gay I think!
<aen{stuff> Or something.
<Toen> I don't think there were many words exchanged between them from that point on
<Toen> that is one of those total-domination things
<zero|> it is hard to oneup ballsweat on the lip
<aen{stuff> Who needs words when you share intimate body fluids.
<Etir> I donno
<Etir> A quick jab to the larynx pretty much oneups the ballsweat right then and there
<aen{stuff> You clearly do not understand the trumping of ballsweat on the lip.
<Etir> You might have ballsweat on you, but they're coughing up blood
<aen{stuff> ...yeah but you have BALLSWEAT on your LIP.


<McGrue> I mean, he's freakin Quentin Tarantino. He's awesome.
<tat\afkupstairs> he's full of himself! ;D
<Etir> Also, yeah. He's allowed to brag a little.
<evilbob> let's all give tat shit when he makes 'The First Game By Tatsumi!'
<tat\afkupstairs> i wouldnt do that ever.
<tat\afkupstairs> so thats not even funny
<McGrue> People who are awesome are allowed to be full of themselves./
<tat\afkupstairs> its just stupid. shut the fuck up
<Zaratustra> the Nth game by Zaratustra
<Toen[ff9]> bob: give him shit if he puts his name on anything he makes
<Etir> -years later-
<Toen[ff9]> because it's totally bragging and shit
<tat\afkupstairs> which i would also never do
<tat\afkupstairs> it IS.
<Etir> '1st game by Tatsumi!'
<evilbob> well usually it would be 'JOHN HARGROVE PRESENTS'
<McGrue> 'The (N-1)th game by Penultimate Studios' (get it?)
<evilbob> 'A JOHN HARGROVE IDEA'
<evilbob> 'BECAUSE JOHN HARGROVE LIKES GUNS'
<evilbob> 'M-16 : THE GAME'
<Zaratustra> BY JOHN HARGROVE
<tat\afkupstairs> ahaha. hell yes!
<evilbob> 'DIE OR DIE TRYING'
<McGrue> 'BY HARGROVE INTERACTIVE'
<Toen[ff9]> JOHN HARGROVE PRESENTS THE JOHN HARGROVE SHOW STARRING JOHN HARGROVE
<Zaratustra> FEATURING JOHN HARGROVE
<aen{zzz> Haha, dude this ep is awesome
<tat\afkupstairs> youre all fags.

<Falthorn> Well, it still doesn't beat the time I was doing a girl in her parents' bedroom at a party and at the end, yelled out 'APE ESCAPE!!'

Posted on 2004-09-15 10:23:29

Psychokill

Hmm, are we allowed to post quotes from Sir_Clay's old stupid quotes page, or is that still not allowed? XD

I think I have a couple..


<mz> the html validator doesnt like me doing '<html> <head> <title> </title> </head>' then body etc.
<mz> it says <head> was never opened
<Sion> malis: Maybe your <head> isn't up to its satisfaction. You should try other things with its <body> like.. um.. inserting a link into its bottom frame when it least expects it.

<Psychokill> If I was an op, I'd kick myself
<Psychokill> seriously
*** Psychokill was kicked by Khross (k.)

Posted on 2004-09-19 04:42:46

mcgrue

Quote:Originally posted by Psychokill

Hmm, are we allowed to post quotes from Sir_Clay's old stupid quotes page, or is that still not allowed? XD


I'm afraid that's not allowed. You are, therefore, banned. From life.

Posted on 2004-09-19 21:35:21

loretian

Quote:Originally posted by mcgrue
I'm afraid that's not allowed. You are, therefore, banned. From life.


Shit, my last quote was from Sir Clay's as well. Fuck. Banned again.

Posted on 2004-09-20 00:26:28

mcgrue

Quote:Originally posted by loretian

Quote:Originally posted by mcgrue
I'm afraid that's not allowed. You are, therefore, banned. From life.


Shit, my last quote was from Sir Clay's as well. Fuck. Banned again.


WHAT ARE YOU DOING STILL LIVING?!!@121r3

Edit: Oh, it's just been brought to my attention that being a 'Triumvir' doesn't mean I get to decide who lives and who dies. :(

Posted on 2004-09-20 00:40:42 (last edited on 2004-09-20 00:41:33)

ThinIce

Then Who does?

Posted on 2004-09-20 05:41:29

evilbob

SKY CAPTAIN.

Posted on 2004-09-20 08:19:24

Gayo

<vec\notcode> I AM OUT OF BEER.
<troupe> I CANNOT DRINK BEER
<troupe> Not legally
<SDHawk> No one drinks beer legally
<Kael> yeah
<Kael> vec has a fake ID that says he's 13

<Etir> Drink mixing is only hard because people drink while doing it.

Posted on 2004-09-20 23:29:41

Toen

<@Toen> EVERYBODY LOVES MAGICAL TREVOR
<vec\> CAUSE THE TRICKS THAT HE DOES ARE EVER SO CLEVAR
<Etir> LOOK AT HIM NOW
<@Toen> DISAPPEARING A COW
<Etir> WHERE IS THE COW
* Gayo is now known as Gayo|Gone
<Gayo|Gone> hidden right now
<@Zaratustra> TAKING A BOW NOW IT'S MAGICAL TREVOR
<Etir> EVERYBODY'S SEEN THAT THE TRICK IS CLEVER
<@Zaratustra> LOOK AT HIM LEATHERY LEATHERY LEATHERY WHIP
<vec\> ITS MADE OF MAGIC
<@Zaratustra> AND WITH A LITTLE FLIP
<@Toen> YEAH YEAH YEAH THE COW IS BACK
<Etir> YEAH YEAH YEAH THE COW IS BACK
<@Toen> BCAK BACK BACK BACK FROM HIS MAGICAL JOURNEY
<@Zaratustra> WHAT DID HE SEE
<@Toen> IN THE PARALLEL DIMENTION
<@Zaratustra> LOTS OF BEANS LOTS OF BEANS LOTS OF BEANS
<@Toen> OHHH BEANS LOTS OF BEATS LOTS OF BEANS LOTS OF BEANS YEAH YEAH

Posted on 2004-09-21 01:21:53

Gayo

And the followup:

<Toen> OHHH BEANS LOTS OF BEATS LOTS OF BEANS LOTS OF BEANS
<Etir> EVERYONE LOVES MAGICAL TREVOR
<Toen> CAUSE THE TRICKS THAT HE DOES ARE EVER SO CLEVER
<Etir> LOOK AT HIM NOW
<Zaratustra> >BANG<

Posted on 2004-09-21 01:22:39

evilbob


<zero|code> i need food
<zero|code> but what food
<zero|code> what food indeed.
<zero|code> even longer sentence
<zero|code> i am making a pyramid
<zero|code> this is indeed a pyramid of words
<zero|code> but i am a poor architect

Posted on 2004-09-21 09:23:34 (last edited on 2004-09-21 19:45:46)

loretian

<studdud> what the fuck is wtf

Posted on 2004-09-22 21:51:22

vecna

loretian is hereby disqualified!
its supposed to be quotes from people you know!
not random bash.org stuff!

Posted on 2004-09-22 23:19:10


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